So we all know Lisa Vanderpump
Well these are her minions who bow down to her
Lets start with Tom Schwartz
I mean look at how adorable he is....
It's okay Schwartz, we still love you
And here is Schwartz's wife Katie
Katie might have a drinking problem
In fact, her nickname is Tequila Katie
Now when you mention Katie, Kristen is not too far behind
Kristen is VERY modest
Kristen used to date James
James is a real Prince Charming
James doesn't have much to offer
Now James had a fling with La La
But that didn't last long...
Unfortunately La La will not be returning for season 6
So lets move on to Scheana
Scheana has a lot of problems
But in all seriousness sorry for your ex husband being a lying drug addict
So Scheana's best friend is Ariana
Ariana has an ...interesting sense of humor
I'm pretty sure she doesn't actually like anyone
Oh wait except her boyfriend Tom Sandoval
Ok fine he actually looks like this
Tom has a lot of feelings
But enough of Tom
Let's talk about Tom's bff who also slept with his ex girlfriend... multiple times. HEY JAX
Jax is a special kind of person
He also probably has a drinking problem...
Jax also may have slept with the entire world
Oh and when Jax slept with Tom's ex girlfriend, he also happened to have a girlfriend. And her name is Stassi
Stassi is the best
And what did Stassi do when she found out Jax cheated on her with her friend Kristen
We should all start talking like Stassi
Basically Stassi is goals
And that brings us back to Lisa Vanderpump...who doesn't share my opinion of Stassi
But I have absolutely nothing bad to say about Lisa Vanderpump
Oh...there is also Jax's current girlfriend, Brittany.
Can't wait for season 6!
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