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Which 813 Resident Should You Date?

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  1. What's your favorite color?

    Black
    Black
    Midnight Blue
    Midnight Blue
    Purple
    Purple
    Sky Blue
    Sky Blue
  2. Which Freudian Psychosexual Stage Are You Fixated On?

    Oral
    Oral
    Anal
    Anal
    Phallic
    Phallic
    Genital
    Genital
  3. Which Sailor Moon Character is the best?

    Sailor Moon
    Sailor Moon
    Sailor Mercury
    Sailor Mercury
    Sailor Mars
    Sailor Mars
    Sailor Jupiter
    Sailor Jupiter
  4. What is your favorite non-alcoholic drink?

    Big Red
    Big Red
    Root Beer
    Root Beer
    La Croix
    La Croix
    Bubble Tea
    Bubble Tea
  5. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?

    Pabst Blue Ribbon
    Pabst Blue Ribbon
    Smirnoff Ice
    Smirnoff Ice
    White Russian
    White Russian
    Party Punch
    Party Punch
  6. What's Your Sign?

    BRIDGE MAY ICE IN COLD WEATHER
    BRIDGE MAY ICE IN COLD WEATHER
    ROUNDABOUT AHEAD
    ROUNDABOUT AHEAD
    SPEED LIMIT 75
    SPEED LIMIT 75
    SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY
    SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY
  7. What's Up With Lil Yachty?

    Nautical Party Jamz!
    Nautical Party Jamz!
    Fuck Lil Yachty
    Fuck Lil Yachty
    He's, like, really fun to listen to
    He's, like, really fun to listen to
    Who?
    Who?
  8. Which Spongebob Character Is Your Favorite?

    Spongebob
    Spongebob
    Patrick
    Patrick
    Squidward
    Squidward
    Karen
    Karen
  9. What's Your Favorite Meme?

    cash me outside how bout dah
    cash me outside how bout dah
    and his name is JOHN CENA
    and his name is JOHN CENA
    @dril tweets
    @dril tweets
    top 10 most dangerous snakes around the world
    top 10 most dangerous snakes around the world
  10. Which City Appeals To You The Most?

    Memphis
    Memphis
    Chicago
    Chicago
    somewhere abroad
    somewhere abroad
    Seattle
    Seattle
  11. Which Non-Fiction Book Sounds The Most Interesting?

    A Book of Abstract Algebra
    Via by Charles Pintor
    A Book of Abstract Algebra
    Via by Charles Pintor
    Naming and Necessity
    Via by Saul Kripke
    Naming and Necessity
    Via by Saul Kripke
    Moneyball
    Via by Michael Lewis
    Moneyball
    Via by Michael Lewis
    Plutopia
    Via by Kate Brown
    Plutopia
    Via by Kate Brown
  12. Which Novel Looks The Most Appealing?

    My Antonia
    Via by Willa Carter
    My Antonia
    Via by Willa Carter
    Gravity's Rainbow
    Via by Thomas Pynchon
    Gravity's Rainbow
    Via by Thomas Pynchon
    The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
    The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
    what the hell is a novel?
    what the hell is a novel?
  13. Pick A Movie

    Fantastic Mr. Fox
    Fantastic Mr. Fox
    John Wick
    John Wick
    Princess Mononoke
    Princess Mononoke
    Her
    Her
  14. Pick A TV Drama

    Twin Peaks
    Twin Peaks
    LOST
    LOST
    Breaking Bad
    Breaking Bad
    The Wire
    The Wire
  15. Pick a TV Comedy

    Community
    Community
    Workaholics
    Workaholics
    Broad City
    Broad City
  16. Pick A Food You Could Never Get Tired Of Eating

    Pork Chops
    Pork Chops
    Beans
    Beans
    Eggs
    Eggs
    Digorno's 'Gameday' Pizza
    Digorno's 'Gameday' Pizza
  17. What's the best way to piss off Andy?

    Play Lil Yachty
    Play Lil Yachty
    Passive Agressive Post-It Notes
    Passive Agressive Post-It Notes
    PRANKS
    PRANKS
    Treat Him With Kindness And Respect
    Treat Him With Kindness And Respect

Which 813 Resident Should You Date?

You got: Andy

Squidward has received positive reception from critics and fans. SpongeBob's voice actor Tom Kenny named Squidward his favorite character on the show. He said, "He has an extra dimension where SpongeBob and Patrick's capacity of play mystifies him, but he's also jealous of it. When he tries to participate, he just fails utterly because he doesn't believe in it." Staff writer Casey Alexander said, "Squidward is the character I relate to the most. In an exaggerated way, he's the most human character. If I knew a human like SpongeBob, I probably would react to him like Squidward does". American singer Pharrell Williams, who says he is a fan of the show, said that "Squidward is my favorite, though. If he was a human, I would hang out with him."

Andy
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You got: Greg

John Austin's life (1790–1859) was filled with disappointment and unfulfilled expectations. His influential friends (who included Jeremy Bentham, James Mill, John Stuart Mill and Thomas Carlyle) were impressed by his intellect and his conversation, and predicted he would go far. However, in public dealings, Austin's nervous disposition, shaky health, tendency towards melancholy, and perfectionism combined to end quickly careers at the Bar, in academia, and in government service (Hamburger 1985, 1992).

Greg
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You got: Jeremy

If your idea of a fun Saturday afternoon is painting a brand new skateboard, waving a really big flag in a field, and studying the intricacies of the fiber optic lines of 1980's Norman, you've found the man for you! This rowdy fella is known for his generosity, his bad dancing, and his Polish sausage. He's always up for a good time, unless he's put off his reading for too long. A romantic evening with him might include tandem skating through Norman's nicest bridges and tunnels, enjoying some delicious pulled pork, and pranking Andy until he rolls up in a ball on the floor. Just hope his trusty Subaru doesn't die in the middle of your date!

Jeremy
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You got: Logan

Do you like the feeling of wind in your hair? Picture this little scene in your mind's eye: your're on the way home from your first date, hearing the roar of 49.9cc of raw Honda Ruckus power. The street-level sights of Norman fly by, but you feel safe with your arms wrapped around Mr. Ruckus himself, Logan Smith. Logan has all the Southern charm of someone raised in Broken Bow, Oklahoma. He also knows how to whip up some fine frappucinos, so let's hope you're BASIC! He's also probably the most well-adjusted roommate, so congrats about that. He aims to become an optometrist when he grows up, so I hope you can SEE that he's the right guy for you!

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