1. I'm not a lawyer, but I think if you bought the Mona Lisa, you're legally required to eat it? answers.yahoo.com 2. Well, they certainly poop out of something. (Wait, snakes poop, right?) answers.yahoo.com 3. Something to keep in mind next time you're having a bad trip. answers.yahoo.com 4. Considering cancelling my Thanksgiving plans over this one. answers.yahoo.com 5. Okay, yeah. Thanksgiving is ruined. Thanks. answers.yahoo.com answers.yahoo.com answers.yahoo.com 6. Ha. Get a load of this dude! Doesn't know how to use the shower rock. Everyone knows it's for cleaning your... hair? answers.yahoo.com 7. The Quran has a lot to say about hips, and whether or not they're capable of lying. ca.answers.yahoo.com 8. HOW DEEP DOES THIS CONSPIRACY GO?! answers.yahoo.com 9. A F***ING ACURA! reddit.com 10. I suppose there's not NO chance? In fact, I'm surprised it's never happened before. answers.yahoo.com 11. Might have been a Bulbasaur, something you're pretty sure doesn't exist, or a piece of lettuce, something you know for sure does exist. Total mystery. ca.answers.yahoo.com 12. I'm with Shannon on this one. answers.yahoo.com 13. Well, referring to yourself as a "gentleman" is a good start. answers.yahoo.com 14. The "why me" makes me feel particularly bad for this dude. answers.yahoo.com 15. Could God create a human so inflatable that he himself could not blow them up? answers.yahoo.com 16. I usually appreciate brevity, but I'd really like to hear the full story on this one. ca.answers.yahoo.com 17. Well, one of us is doing something wrong. answers.yahoo.com 18. I... hm... wait, this is a good question... answers.yahoo.com 19. I wonder if this is that same butt-eating gentleman from earlier. Sounds like a very classy evening. answers.yahoo.com 20. Yes. And your soul is doomed to wander Quebec forever. answers.yahoo.com 21. According to Google Translate, it'd be something along the lines of "alysídaeídephobia" but I like Frank's answer better. answers.yahoo.com 22. PLEASE HELP! IT'S DESTROYING ALL HIS RELATIONSHIPS AND RUINING HIS LIFE. answers.yahoo.com 23. Six-Year-Old-Man is my least favorite super hero. answers.yahoo.com 24. Hey, keep your personal politics off Yahoo Answers. answers.yahoo.com Check out more of BuzzFeed's Yahoo Answers content if you want to feel even worse about humanity. Or the Yahoo Answers subreddit, which was useful for finding some of the gems above.