Which One Of These Guys Are You?
Where’d you come from?! Look at you! You almost didn’t make it into the shot, but you snuck in there at the last moment. Good thing, too. This picture would have been nothing without you.
Wow, congrats! This crew doesn’t usually invite freshmen out, but that puka shell necklace and carefully sculpted hair really impressed the guys. Welcome to the club.
You’re the boss, and you know it. Look at you, all front and center. One look and everyone can tell that you’re main dude in this group. Everyone looks up to you.
You’re kind of the bad boy of the crew, mostly because you’re the only one who can grow a little mustache and chinstrap beard. Ladies LOVE little mustaches and chinstrap beards.
You really stand out in a crowd. Probably because you’re so tan. Actually, you should probably ease up. That much tanning can’t be good for you.
Look how cool you are. Right in the front of the shot, posted up like a baller. Posed all naturally like you’re saying “this is just another Friday night for me, man.” So fucking chill.
Sorry you didn’t quite make it into the shot. Maybe if you grow your hair out and spike it up, you can hang with the big boys next time. Step it up, homeboy.