Which Guardian Of The Galaxy Are You?
Peter Quill is the sassiest leader of the sassiest team of superheroes in this whole sassy universe. To be on Quill’s level, you’ve got to have a razor-sharp wit, a crass sense of humor, and as few fucks to give as possible. Also, do your best to not look surprised when you meet a talking raccoon or sentient tree for the first time.
Gamora is a living weapon, just like you. She was saved by Thanos, one of the most evil villains in the universe, and was trained to be a killing machine. After a bit, she decided she wasn’t a fan of Thanos, and jumped ship. Now she’s plying her trade for the Guardians of the Galaxy, but using her power for good-ish instead of evil.
Rocket Raccoon is exactly what he sounds like. He’s a raccoon. He shoots rockets. But he’s not actually a raccoon. He’s an alien who just happens to look a lot like a raccoon. He’s also an expert marksman, so he’s probably more likely to use something other than a rocket launcher. Either way, this is probably the only time you and Bradley Cooper have something in common.
Groot is the muscle of the Guardians, which is saying a lot for a team that’s pretty much all muscle. Groot spends a lot of time with Rocket Raccoon, the latter of whom does most of the talking for the duo. As Groot, your mantra is “I am Groot,” mostly because it’s the only thing Groot knows how to say.
Drax the destroyer was once a mild-manned real estate agent named Arthur with a happy family. Then one day he and his family were killed, and he was magically resurrected to do battle against the most powerful villain in the universe and he became the Drax we all know and love. So just think, you’ve got that kind of potential inside you right now!