Nintendo Check all that you answer "yes" to: Have you read all of Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman? Check Have you read all of Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman? Have you read Watchmen? Check Have you read Watchmen? Do you own a copy of Watchmen? Check Do you own a copy of Watchmen? Have you read The Walking Dead? Check Have you read The Walking Dead? Do you own all of The Walking Dead in single issues? Check Do you own all of The Walking Dead in single issues? Have you read all of Fables? Check Have you read all of Fables? Have you read Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns? Check Have you read Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns? Have you read the Batman storyline Hush? Check Have you read the Batman storyline Hush? Have you read Batman: The Killing Joke? Check Have you read Batman: The Killing Joke? Have you read Batman:Year One? Check Have you read Batman:Year One? Have you read Superman: Red Son? Check Have you read Superman: Red Son? Have you read All-Star Superman? Check Have you read All-Star Superman? Have you read Crisis on Infinite Earths? Check Have you read Crisis on Infinite Earths? Do you know the Green Lantern oath by heart? Check Do you know the Green Lantern oath by heart? Have you read the Uncanny X-Men storyline “Days Of Future Past”? Check Have you read the Uncanny X-Men storyline “Days Of Future Past”? Have you read the X-Men storyline “The Dark Phoenix Saga”? Check Have you read the X-Men storyline “The Dark Phoenix Saga”? Have you read Joss Whedon’s run of Astonishing X-Men? Check Have you read Joss Whedon’s run of Astonishing X-Men? Have you read the Spider-Man storyline "Kraven's Last Hunt"? Check Have you read the Spider-Man storyline "Kraven's Last Hunt"? Have you read the original Spider-man clone saga? Check Have you read the original Spider-man clone saga? Have you read The Infinity Gauntlet? Check Have you read The Infinity Gauntlet? Did you read Tank Girl? Check Did you read Tank Girl? Did you read Bone? Check Did you read Bone? Did you read The Maxx? Check Did you read The Maxx? Do you own more than 50 single issue comics? Check Do you own more than 50 single issue comics? Do you own the collector’s edition hardcovers of any comics? Check Do you own the collector’s edition hardcovers of any comics? Do you have any comic book posters or art on your walls? Check Do you have any comic book posters or art on your walls? Do you have a comic book related clothing? Check Do you have a comic book related clothing? Do you have a comic book related tattoo? Check Do you have a comic book related tattoo? Have you ever written or drawn your own comic book? Check Have you ever written or drawn your own comic book? Have you ever gotten so mad at a friend over a comic book argument that you stopped speaking to them for some amount of time? Check Have you ever gotten so mad at a friend over a comic book argument that you stopped speaking to them for some amount of time? Have you ever called a comic book store to settle an argument that you were having about a comic book? Check Have you ever called a comic book store to settle an argument that you were having about a comic book? Have you ever argued with someone about who would win in a fight between two superheroes for an entire evening? Check Have you ever argued with someone about who would win in a fight between two superheroes for an entire evening? Are you on a first name basis with the people that work at your local comic book shop? Check Are you on a first name basis with the people that work at your local comic book shop? Do you have a standing Wednesday appointment to go to the comic book shop? Check Do you have a standing Wednesday appointment to go to the comic book shop? Do you have a pull list at your local comic book shop? Check Do you have a pull list at your local comic book shop? Do you read Manga? Check Do you read Manga? In the original format? Check In the original format? Have you read Lone Wolf & Cub in its entirety? Check Have you read Lone Wolf & Cub in its entirety? Have you read all of Golgo 13? Check Have you read all of Golgo 13? Have you ever played Dungeons & Dragons? Check Have you ever played Dungeons & Dragons? Have you ever played GURPS? Check Have you ever played GURPS? Have you ever played Shadowrun? Check Have you ever played Shadowrun? Have you ever played Warhammer? Check Have you ever played Warhammer? Have you ever played Warhammer 40,000? Check Have you ever played Warhammer 40,000? Have you ever run a game or been a Dungeon Master? Check Have you ever run a game or been a Dungeon Master? Have you written your own game, including maps and elaborate backstories for your NPCs? Check Have you written your own game, including maps and elaborate backstories for your NPCs? Do you own figurines from Games Workshop? Check Do you own figurines from Games Workshop? Have you ever spent an evening creating D&D characters just for fun? Check Have you ever spent an evening creating D&D characters just for fun? Have you ever LARPed? Check Have you ever LARPed? Do you LARP regularly? Check Do you LARP regularly? Do you ever feel like your roleplaying character is your “true self”? Check Do you ever feel like your roleplaying character is your “true self”? Have you ever drawn pictures of what you think your roleplaying character looks like? Check Have you ever drawn pictures of what you think your roleplaying character looks like? Have you played with the same RPG character for more than 3 years? Check Have you played with the same RPG character for more than 3 years? Do you have a regularly scheduled game that you never miss? Check Do you have a regularly scheduled game that you never miss? Do you ever play RPGs with strangers at conventions or comic shops? Check Do you ever play RPGs with strangers at conventions or comic shops? Have you ever downloaded the computer version of a favorite RPG? Check Have you ever downloaded the computer version of a favorite RPG? Have you ever created your own custom RPG to fit your exact needs? Check Have you ever created your own custom RPG to fit your exact needs? Have you ever met someone through RPGs? Check Have you ever met someone through RPGs? Have you ever lost a friend because of a RPGs? Check Have you ever lost a friend because of a RPGs? Do you stay in character constantly when playing? Check Do you stay in character constantly when playing? Do you have a fake character voice for your RPG? Check Do you have a fake character voice for your RPG? Do you own more than 10 dice? Check Do you own more than 10 dice? Do you own a 20-sided die? Check Do you own a 20-sided die? Do you own a 100-sided die? Check Do you own a 100-sided die? Have you ever played Magic: The Gathering? Check Have you ever played Magic: The Gathering? Do you own more than one customized deck? Check Do you own more than one customized deck? Do you have any Magic cards with white borders? Check Do you have any Magic cards with white borders? Do you own a Magic playmat? Check Do you own a Magic playmat? Do you put your Magic cards in sleeves? Check Do you put your Magic cards in sleeves? Do you play in weekly tournaments? Check Do you play in weekly tournaments? Do you judge people by which colors they favor in their Magic decks? Check Do you judge people by which colors they favor in their Magic decks? Do you think of yourself in terms of the color or colors in your dek? Check Do you think of yourself in terms of the color or colors in your dek? Have you ever spent more than $10 on one Magic card? Check Have you ever spent more than $10 on one Magic card? More than $50? Check More than $50? Have you ever traded Magic cards with a stranger? Check Have you ever traded Magic cards with a stranger? Have you ever met someone through Magic? Check Have you ever met someone through Magic? Have you ever lost a friend because of a Magic game? Check Have you ever lost a friend because of a Magic game? Have you ever participated in a sealed deck tournament? Check Have you ever participated in a sealed deck tournament? Do you find yourself trying to “tap” cards when you’re playing regular card games? Check Do you find yourself trying to “tap” cards when you’re playing regular card games? Do you think Magic: The Gathering is meaningful? Check Do you think Magic: The Gathering is meaningful? Have you ever played Settlers of Catan? Check Have you ever played Settlers of Catan? Risk? Check Risk? Axis & Allies? Check Axis & Allies? Game of Thrones: The Board Game? Check Game of Thrones: The Board Game? Dominion? Check Dominion? Pandemic? Check Pandemic? Agricola? Check Agricola? Puerto Rico? Check Puerto Rico? Have you ever paid more than $50 for a board game? Check Have you ever paid more than $50 for a board game? Have you funded a tabletop game on Kickstarter? Check Have you funded a tabletop game on Kickstarter? Have you ever played a tabletop game for more than eight hours straight? Check Have you ever played a tabletop game for more than eight hours straight? Have you ever had to go to bed but taken a bunch of pictures of your board so that you can recreate the game where you left it at another gaming night? Check Have you ever had to go to bed but taken a bunch of pictures of your board so that you can recreate the game where you left it at another gaming night? Have you ever called in sick to finish a game? Check Have you ever called in sick to finish a game? Have you ever felt genuinely hurt by a friend’s actions in a tabletop game? Check Have you ever felt genuinely hurt by a friend’s actions in a tabletop game? Not spoken to them because of it? Check Not spoken to them because of it? Have you ever, knowing you’re going to lose, actively prevented someone else from winning? Check Have you ever, knowing you’re going to lose, actively prevented someone else from winning? Do you have a permanent space in your home devoted to gaming? Check Do you have a permanent space in your home devoted to gaming? Have you ever served thematic food or drinks for a gaming night? Check Have you ever served thematic food or drinks for a gaming night? Do you ever find yourself play-acting in character while playing a tabletop game? Check Do you ever find yourself play-acting in character while playing a tabletop game? Have you ever gone to a midnight release for a video game? Check Have you ever gone to a midnight release for a video game? Have you ever missed work to play a video game? Check Have you ever missed work to play a video game? Have you beaten a video game in one sitting? Check Have you beaten a video game in one sitting? Do you still have an original NES? Check Do you still have an original NES? SNES? Check SNES? Sega Genesis? Check Sega Genesis? Atari? Check Atari? Dreamcast? Check Dreamcast? Have you played every Final Fantasy game? Check Have you played every Final Fantasy game? Every Megaman game? Check Every Megaman game? Every Mario game? Check Every Mario game? Every Zelda game? Check Every Zelda game? Every Pokémon game? Check Every Pokémon game? Every Elder Scrolls game? Check Every Elder Scrolls game? Both Portal games? Check Both Portal games? All the Grand Theft Auto games? Check All the Grand Theft Auto games? Every Bioshock game? Check Every Bioshock game? Every Fallout game? Check Every Fallout game? Have you ever played as the ducks in duck hunt? Check Have you ever played as the ducks in duck hunt? Have you ever spent more than an hour just smithing in Skyrim? Check Have you ever spent more than an hour just smithing in Skyrim? Do you know the Konami code by heart? Check Do you know the Konami code by heart? Do you know what “Dust II” is? Check Do you know what “Dust II” is? Do you have a high score on a video game at a public arcade? Check Do you have a high score on a video game at a public arcade? Have you ever checked the leaderboards on GameBattles to see if your high score compares to the world record? Check Have you ever checked the leaderboards on GameBattles to see if your high score compares to the world record? Do you have a record on any video game? Check Do you have a record on any video game? Have you ever played a game online? Check Have you ever played a game online? Have you ever played World of Warcraft? Check Have you ever played World of Warcraft? Have you played another MMORPG? Check Have you played another MMORPG? Have you ever played Second Life? Check Have you ever played Second Life? Have you ever played Minecraft? Check Have you ever played Minecraft? Have you ever played Call of Duty online? Check Have you ever played Call of Duty online? Have you ever played Halo online? Check Have you ever played Halo online? Can you still remember how to play the songs from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time? Check Can you still remember how to play the songs from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time? Have you ever participated in a video game tournament? Check Have you ever participated in a video game tournament? Have you ever participated in a DDR tournament? Check Have you ever participated in a DDR tournament? Guitar Hero tournament? Check Guitar Hero tournament? Have you ever corrected someone who thought Zelda was the protagonist? Check Have you ever corrected someone who thought Zelda was the protagonist? Have you ever played a game of Tecmo Super Bowl where no one is allowed to be Bo? Check Have you ever played a game of Tecmo Super Bowl where no one is allowed to be Bo? Have you read all of the A Song of Ice and Fire books? Check Have you read all of the A Song of Ice and Fire books? The Wheel of Time books? Check The Wheel of Time books? The Lord of the Rings books? Check The Lord of the Rings books? Can you read or write in Elvish? Check Can you read or write in Elvish? Have you read The Silmarillion? Check Have you read The Silmarillion? Have you read any of the Dragonlance books? Check Have you read any of the Dragonlance books? Have you read all of the Harry Potter books? Check Have you read all of the Harry Potter books? The Dune books? Check The Dune books? The Ender’s Game books? Check The Ender’s Game books? The Dark Tower books? Check The Dark Tower books? Did you ever read the Star Wars books? Check Did you ever read the Star Wars books? Do you have a sci-fi or fantasy related tattoo? Check Do you have a sci-fi or fantasy related tattoo? Have you ever read the novelization of a video game? Check Have you ever read the novelization of a video game? Do you own any first editions of your favorite fantasy books? Check Do you own any first editions of your favorite fantasy books? Have you ever gone to a midnight book release party? Check Have you ever gone to a midnight book release party? Have you ever written your own fantasy or sci-fi stories? Check Have you ever written your own fantasy or sci-fi stories? Do you have any book-related tattoos? Check Do you have any book-related tattoos? Do you know exactly which Hogwarts house you would be in without thinking about it? Check Do you know exactly which Hogwarts house you would be in without thinking about it? Have you ever read an entire 500+ page book in one sitting? Check Have you ever read an entire 500+ page book in one sitting? Have you ever stayed up all night reading a book or series? Check Have you ever stayed up all night reading a book or series? Have you ever drawn the way you imagined characters look on a series? Check Have you ever drawn the way you imagined characters look on a series? Have you ever gone into deviantART to see if other people think the characters look like you do? Check Have you ever gone into deviantART to see if other people think the characters look like you do? Have you ever had a crush on a character from a book you were reading? Check Have you ever had a crush on a character from a book you were reading? Have you ever cried while reading about a favorite character’s death? Check Have you ever cried while reading about a favorite character’s death? Do you still get emotional when you think about Dumbledore? Check Do you still get emotional when you think about Dumbledore? Or the Red Wedding? Check Or the Red Wedding? Does it bother you that Tyrion Lannister is so handsome on the TV show? Check Does it bother you that Tyrion Lannister is so handsome on the TV show? Does it bother you that Rick Grimes still has his hand on the TV show? Check Does it bother you that Rick Grimes still has his hand on the TV show? Do you feel like it was a huge mistake for the LOTR movies to leave out Tom Bombadil? Check Do you feel like it was a huge mistake for the LOTR movies to leave out Tom Bombadil? Do you feel superior to people who think they’re fans of something but have only seen the show or movie? Check Do you feel superior to people who think they’re fans of something but have only seen the show or movie? Have you ever used a favorite character as your screen name? Check Have you ever used a favorite character as your screen name? Would you give up your life and everyone you’ve ever loved for a chance to live in the world of one of your favorite books? Check Would you give up your life and everyone you’ve ever loved for a chance to live in the world of one of your favorite books? Do you know 5 different Harry Potter spell incantations by heart? Check Do you know 5 different Harry Potter spell incantations by heart? Have you seen all of Twin Peaks? Check Have you seen all of Twin Peaks? Star Trek: The Original Series? Check Star Trek: The Original Series? Star Trek: The Next Generation? Check Star Trek: The Next Generation? Star Trek: Voyager? Check Star Trek: Voyager? Star Trek: Deep Space Nine? Check Star Trek: Deep Space Nine? Star Trek: Enterprise? Check Star Trek: Enterprise? Have you ever been to a Star Trek convention? Check Have you ever been to a Star Trek convention? Have you ever been to a comic book convention? Check Have you ever been to a comic book convention? San Diego Comic Con? Check San Diego Comic Con? Dressed up for a comic convention? Check Dressed up for a comic convention? Do you go to a comic convention every year? Check Do you go to a comic convention every year? Have you seen all of Battlestar Galactica? Check Have you seen all of Battlestar Galactica? Have you seen all of the original Battlestar Galactica? Check Have you seen all of the original Battlestar Galactica? Do you watch Doctor Who? Check Do you watch Doctor Who? Have you seen any pre-Christopher Eccleston Doctor Who? Check Have you seen any pre-Christopher Eccleston Doctor Who? Is your favorite Doctor before #9? Check Is your favorite Doctor before #9? Have you watched Stargate? Check Have you watched Stargate? Farscape? Check Farscape? Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Check Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Dollhouse? Check Dollhouse? Firefly? Check Firefly? Babylon 5? Check Babylon 5? Supernatural? Check Supernatural? Sherlock? Check Sherlock? Have you binge-watched more than 8 episodes of a show in one day/night? Check Have you binge-watched more than 8 episodes of a show in one day/night? Argued about who the best Enterprise captain is? Check Argued about who the best Enterprise captain is? Do you know the difference between Data’s emotions and Spock’s? Check Do you know the difference between Data’s emotions and Spock’s? Can you read or write klingon? Check Can you read or write klingon? Do you own a Star Trek uniform? Check Do you own a Star Trek uniform? Have you ever been to a Browncoats meetup? Check Have you ever been to a Browncoats meetup? Do you own Jayne’s hat? Check Do you own Jayne’s hat? Do you plan your Sunday nights around Game of Thrones? Check Do you plan your Sunday nights around Game of Thrones? Do you own a replica of the 4th Doctor’s scarf? Check Do you own a replica of the 4th Doctor’s scarf? Do you stream shows before they reach your country? Check Do you stream shows before they reach your country? Have you ever cooked a meal inspired by something they ate in a book you loved? Check Have you ever cooked a meal inspired by something they ate in a book you loved? Do you watch any anime? Check Do you watch any anime? Have you seen all of FLCL? Check Have you seen all of FLCL? Have you seen all of Attack on Titan? Check Have you seen all of Attack on Titan? Have you seen every Studio Ghibli film? Check Have you seen every Studio Ghibli film? Do you own a plush Totoro? Check Do you own a plush Totoro? Have you seen Akira? Check Have you seen Akira? Have you ever been to a video rental place that specializes in anime? Check Have you ever been to a video rental place that specializes in anime? Do you refuse to watch the dubbed version of a good anime? Check Do you refuse to watch the dubbed version of a good anime? Have you ever watched a hentai movie? Check Have you ever watched a hentai movie? Have you seen all the Star Wars movies? Check Have you seen all the Star Wars movies? Do you own copies of the movies from before the George Lucas edits? Check Do you own copies of the movies from before the George Lucas edits? Do you own a storm trooper suit? Check Do you own a storm trooper suit? Have you ever considered what color your lightsaber would be? Check Have you ever considered what color your lightsaber would be? Do you have any Star Wars tattoos? Check Do you have any Star Wars tattoos? Have you ever pretended that you have force powers when going through an automatic door? Check Have you ever pretended that you have force powers when going through an automatic door? Have you seen Blade Runner? Check Have you seen Blade Runner? Have you seen all the Matrix movies? Check Have you seen all the Matrix movies? All the Alien movies? Check All the Alien movies? All the Star Trek movies? Check All the Star Trek movies? Every Marvel movie? Check Every Marvel movie? Did you see The Avengers in the theater more than once? Check Did you see The Avengers in the theater more than once? Have you ever gone to the midnight release of a movie? Check Have you ever gone to the midnight release of a movie? Have you ever camped out to buy tickets for a movie? Check Have you ever camped out to buy tickets for a movie? Have you seen The Princess Bride? Check Have you seen The Princess Bride? Can you quote The Princess Bride from memory? Check Can you quote The Princess Bride from memory? Have you ever dressed up for a movie premiere? Check Have you ever dressed up for a movie premiere? Have you ever gone to a marathon screening of an entire series of movies? Check Have you ever gone to a marathon screening of an entire series of movies? Have you ever described a movie as “so bad that it’s great”? Check Have you ever described a movie as “so bad that it’s great”? Do you know lines from Troll 2 by heart? Check Do you know lines from Troll 2 by heart? Have you ever been to a live MST3K or Riff Tracks-style performance? Check Have you ever been to a live MST3K or Riff Tracks-style performance? Can you complete this sentence: “Do or not do…” Check Can you complete this sentence: “Do or not do…” Have you ever replaced a part from your computer? Check Have you ever replaced a part from your computer? Installed an operating system? Check Installed an operating system? Have you ever defragged your hard drive? Check Have you ever defragged your hard drive? Successfully diagnosed a bug on your computer? Check Successfully diagnosed a bug on your computer? Have you built your own PC? Check Have you built your own PC? Have you built your own water-cooled PC? Check Have you built your own water-cooled PC? Do you know how to overclock a processor? Check Do you know how to overclock a processor? Have you ever modded a PC case? Check Have you ever modded a PC case? Have you ever hacked in to someone else’s computer? Check Have you ever hacked in to someone else’s computer? Have you used DOS? Check Have you used DOS? Used the command line on a PC or the terminal on a Mac? Check Used the command line on a PC or the terminal on a Mac? Have you ever run a virtual operating system on your computer just so you could play a game? Check Have you ever run a virtual operating system on your computer just so you could play a game? Do you know HTML? Check Do you know HTML? CSS? Check CSS? C++? Check C++? Javascript? Check Javascript? BASIC? Check BASIC? Python? Check Python? Ruby? Check Ruby? Have you ever written your own programming language? Check Have you ever written your own programming language? Do random old people you know call you to get help with their computer problems? Check Do random old people you know call you to get help with their computer problems? Have you ever installed a mod on a game? Check Have you ever installed a mod on a game? Made a mod for a game? Check Made a mod for a game? Have you ever jailbroken an iPhone? Check Have you ever jailbroken an iPhone? Had a dedicated gaming PC in addition to your regular computer? Check Had a dedicated gaming PC in addition to your regular computer? Have you ever been on the Deep Web? Check Have you ever been on the Deep Web? Are you the moderator of a subreddit? Check Are you the moderator of a subreddit? Have you ever run your own dial-up BBS? Check Have you ever run your own dial-up BBS? Do you understand anything on 4chan? Check Do you understand anything on 4chan? Do you have your own personal website that you made? Check Do you have your own personal website that you made? Have you ever built a web app? Check Have you ever built a web app? Do you have advanced degree? Check Do you have advanced degree? Do you have a PhD? Check Do you have a PhD? Do you have PhD in something other than medicine? Check Do you have PhD in something other than medicine? Have you been published in academic journal? Check Have you been published in academic journal? Do you have an Erdős number? Check Do you have an Erdős number? Do you have an Erdős-Bacon number? Check Do you have an Erdős-Bacon number? Do you ever worry that you won’t manage to finish reading all the books you want to read before you die? Check Do you ever worry that you won’t manage to finish reading all the books you want to read before you die? Do you correct people’s grammar? Check Do you correct people’s grammar? Do you own more than 1000 books? Check Do you own more than 1000 books? Have you ever been to an observatory? Check Have you ever been to an observatory? Have you ever handled harsh chemicals? Check Have you ever handled harsh chemicals? Do you know the periodic table from memory? Check Do you know the periodic table from memory? Do you have a science related tattoo? Check Do you have a science related tattoo? Have you ever tested a theory for fun? Check Have you ever tested a theory for fun? Can you recite more than 5 digits of pi? Check Can you recite more than 5 digits of pi? Do you judge people who say “I just don’t like math”? Check Do you judge people who say “I just don’t like math”? Do you think everyone should know a programming language? Check Do you think everyone should know a programming language? Are you ordained in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Check Are you ordained in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Can you finish this Lovecraft line: “ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu…” Check Can you finish this Lovecraft line: “ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu…” Have you ever made up a language? Check Have you ever made up a language? Have you ever made your own font? Check Have you ever made your own font? Can you tell the difference between Helvetica and Arial? Check Can you tell the difference between Helvetica and Arial? Do you get irrationally angry when you see Comic Sans or Papyrus in the wild? Check Do you get irrationally angry when you see Comic Sans or Papyrus in the wild? Do you watch Adventure Time even though you’re not a child? Check Do you watch Adventure Time even though you’re not a child? Do you watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic even though you’re not a child? Check Do you watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic even though you’re not a child? Are you a brony? Check Are you a brony? Have you ever been to a convention for a specific thing that no one else you know cares about? Check Have you ever been to a convention for a specific thing that no one else you know cares about? Have you ever painted a figurine? Check Have you ever painted a figurine? Have you ever crafted with LED lights? Check Have you ever crafted with LED lights? Do you own a soldering iron? Check Do you own a soldering iron? Have you ever read fan fiction? Check Have you ever read fan fiction? Have you written fan fiction? Check Have you written fan fiction? Have you been sexually aroused by fan fiction? Check Have you been sexually aroused by fan fiction? How much of a geek am I?
