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What's Your Geek Number?

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  1. Check all that you answer "yes" to:

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    Have you read all of Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman?
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    Have you read Watchmen?
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    Do you own a copy of Watchmen?
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    Have you read The Walking Dead?
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    Do you own all of The Walking Dead in single issues?
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    Have you read all of Fables?
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    Have you read Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns?
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    Have you read the Batman storyline Hush?
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    Have you read Batman: The Killing Joke?
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    Have you read Batman:Year One?
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    Have you read Superman: Red Son?
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    Have you read All-Star Superman?
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    Have you read Crisis on Infinite Earths?
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    Do you know the Green Lantern oath by heart?
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    Have you read the Uncanny X-Men storyline “Days Of Future Past”?
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    Have you read the X-Men storyline “The Dark Phoenix Saga”?
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    Have you read Joss Whedon’s run of Astonishing X-Men?
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    Have you read the Spider-Man storyline "Kraven's Last Hunt"?
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    Have you read the original Spider-man clone saga?
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    Have you read The Infinity Gauntlet?
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    Did you read Tank Girl?
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    Did you read Bone?
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    Did you read The Maxx?
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    Do you own more than 50 single issue comics?
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    Do you own the collector’s edition hardcovers of any comics?
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    Do you have any comic book posters or art on your walls?
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    Do you have a comic book related clothing?
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    Do you have a comic book related tattoo?
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    Have you ever written or drawn your own comic book?
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    Have you ever gotten so mad at a friend over a comic book argument that you stopped speaking to them for some amount of time?
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    Have you ever called a comic book store to settle an argument that you were having about a comic book?
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    Have you ever argued with someone about who would win in a fight between two superheroes for an entire evening?
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    Are you on a first name basis with the people that work at your local comic book shop?
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    Do you have a standing Wednesday appointment to go to the comic book shop?
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    Do you have a pull list at your local comic book shop?
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    Do you read Manga?
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    In the original format?
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    Have you read Lone Wolf & Cub in its entirety?
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    Have you read all of Golgo 13?
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    Have you ever played Dungeons & Dragons?
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    Have you ever played GURPS?
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    Have you ever played Shadowrun?
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    Have you ever played Warhammer?
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    Have you ever played Warhammer 40,000?
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    Have you ever run a game or been a Dungeon Master?
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    Have you written your own game, including maps and elaborate backstories for your NPCs?
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    Do you own figurines from Games Workshop?
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    Have you ever spent an evening creating D&D characters just for fun?
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    Have you ever LARPed?
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    Do you LARP regularly?
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    Do you ever feel like your roleplaying character is your “true self”?
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    Have you ever drawn pictures of what you think your roleplaying character looks like?
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    Have you played with the same RPG character for more than 3 years?
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    Do you have a regularly scheduled game that you never miss?
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    Do you ever play RPGs with strangers at conventions or comic shops?
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    Have you ever downloaded the computer version of a favorite RPG?
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    Have you ever created your own custom RPG to fit your exact needs?
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    Have you ever met someone through RPGs?
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    Have you ever lost a friend because of a RPGs?
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    Do you stay in character constantly when playing?
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    Do you have a fake character voice for your RPG?
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    Do you own more than 10 dice?
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    Do you own a 20-sided die?
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    Do you own a 100-sided die?
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    Have you ever played Magic: The Gathering?
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    Do you own more than one customized deck?
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    Do you have any Magic cards with white borders?
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    Do you own a Magic playmat?
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    Do you put your Magic cards in sleeves?
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    Do you play in weekly tournaments?
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    Do you judge people by which colors they favor in their Magic decks?
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    Do you think of yourself in terms of the color or colors in your dek?
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    Have you ever spent more than $10 on one Magic card?
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    More than $50?
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    Have you ever traded Magic cards with a stranger?
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    Have you ever met someone through Magic?
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    Have you ever lost a friend because of a Magic game?
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    Have you ever participated in a sealed deck tournament?
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    Do you find yourself trying to “tap” cards when you’re playing regular card games?
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    Do you think Magic: The Gathering is meaningful?
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    Have you ever played Settlers of Catan?
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    Risk?
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    Axis & Allies?
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    Game of Thrones: The Board Game?
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    Dominion?
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    Pandemic?
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    Agricola?
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    Puerto Rico?
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    Have you ever paid more than $50 for a board game?
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    Have you funded a tabletop game on Kickstarter?
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    Have you ever played a tabletop game for more than eight hours straight?
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    Have you ever had to go to bed but taken a bunch of pictures of your board so that you can recreate the game where you left it at another gaming night?
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    Have you ever called in sick to finish a game?
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    Have you ever felt genuinely hurt by a friend’s actions in a tabletop game?
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    Not spoken to them because of it?
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    Have you ever, knowing you’re going to lose, actively prevented someone else from winning?
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    Do you have a permanent space in your home devoted to gaming?
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    Have you ever served thematic food or drinks for a gaming night?
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    Do you ever find yourself play-acting in character while playing a tabletop game?
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    Have you ever gone to a midnight release for a video game?
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    Have you ever missed work to play a video game?
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    Have you beaten a video game in one sitting?
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    Do you still have an original NES?
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    SNES?
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    Sega Genesis?
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    Atari?
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    Dreamcast?
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    Have you played every Final Fantasy game?
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    Every Megaman game?
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    Every Mario game?
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    Every Zelda game?
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    Every Pokémon game?
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    Every Elder Scrolls game?
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    Both Portal games?
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    All the Grand Theft Auto games?
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    Every Bioshock game?
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    Every Fallout game?
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    Have you ever played as the ducks in duck hunt?
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    Have you ever spent more than an hour just smithing in Skyrim?
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    Do you know the Konami code by heart?
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    Do you know what “Dust II” is?
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    Do you have a high score on a video game at a public arcade?
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    Have you ever checked the leaderboards on GameBattles to see if your high score compares to the world record?
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    Do you have a record on any video game?
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    Have you ever played a game online?
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    Have you ever played World of Warcraft?
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    Have you played another MMORPG?
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    Have you ever played Second Life?
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    Have you ever played Minecraft?
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    Have you ever played Call of Duty online?
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    Have you ever played Halo online?
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    Can you still remember how to play the songs from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?
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    Have you ever participated in a video game tournament?
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    Have you ever participated in a DDR tournament?
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    Guitar Hero tournament?
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    Have you ever corrected someone who thought Zelda was the protagonist?
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    Have you ever played a game of Tecmo Super Bowl where no one is allowed to be Bo?
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    Have you read all of the A Song of Ice and Fire books?
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    The Wheel of Time books?
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    The Lord of the Rings books?
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    Can you read or write in Elvish?
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    Have you read The Silmarillion?
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    Have you read any of the Dragonlance books?
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    Have you read all of the Harry Potter books?
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    The Dune books?
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    The Ender’s Game books?
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    The Dark Tower books?
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    Did you ever read the Star Wars books?
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    Do you have a sci-fi or fantasy related tattoo?
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    Have you ever read the novelization of a video game?
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    Do you own any first editions of your favorite fantasy books?
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    Have you ever gone to a midnight book release party?
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    Have you ever written your own fantasy or sci-fi stories?
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    Do you have any book-related tattoos?
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    Do you know exactly which Hogwarts house you would be in without thinking about it?
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    Have you ever read an entire 500+ page book in one sitting?
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    Have you ever stayed up all night reading a book or series?
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    Have you ever drawn the way you imagined characters look on a series?
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    Have you ever gone into deviantART to see if other people think the characters look like you do?
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    Have you ever had a crush on a character from a book you were reading?
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    Have you ever cried while reading about a favorite character’s death?
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    Do you still get emotional when you think about Dumbledore?
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    Or the Red Wedding?
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    Does it bother you that Tyrion Lannister is so handsome on the TV show?
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    Does it bother you that Rick Grimes still has his hand on the TV show?
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    Do you feel like it was a huge mistake for the LOTR movies to leave out Tom Bombadil?
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    Do you feel superior to people who think they’re fans of something but have only seen the show or movie?
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    Have you ever used a favorite character as your screen name?
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    Would you give up your life and everyone you’ve ever loved for a chance to live in the world of one of your favorite books?
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    Do you know 5 different Harry Potter spell incantations by heart?
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    Have you seen all of Twin Peaks?
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    Star Trek: The Original Series?
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    Star Trek: The Next Generation?
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    Star Trek: Voyager?
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    Star Trek: Deep Space Nine?
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    Star Trek: Enterprise?
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    Have you ever been to a Star Trek convention?
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    Have you ever been to a comic book convention?
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    San Diego Comic Con?
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    Dressed up for a comic convention?
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    Do you go to a comic convention every year?
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    Have you seen all of Battlestar Galactica?
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    Have you seen all of the original Battlestar Galactica?
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    Do you watch Doctor Who?
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    Have you seen any pre-Christopher Eccleston Doctor Who?
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    Is your favorite Doctor before #9?
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    Have you watched Stargate?
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    Farscape?
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    Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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    Dollhouse?
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    Firefly?
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    Babylon 5?
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    Supernatural?
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    Sherlock?
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    Have you binge-watched more than 8 episodes of a show in one day/night?
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    Argued about who the best Enterprise captain is?
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    Do you know the difference between Data’s emotions and Spock’s?
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    Can you read or write klingon?
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    Do you own a Star Trek uniform?
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    Have you ever been to a Browncoats meetup?
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    Do you own Jayne’s hat?
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    Do you plan your Sunday nights around Game of Thrones?
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    Do you own a replica of the 4th Doctor’s scarf?
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    Do you stream shows before they reach your country?
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    Have you ever cooked a meal inspired by something they ate in a book you loved?
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    Do you watch any anime?
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    Have you seen all of FLCL?
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    Have you seen all of Attack on Titan?
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    Have you seen every Studio Ghibli film?
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    Do you own a plush Totoro?
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    Have you seen Akira?
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    Have you ever been to a video rental place that specializes in anime?
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    Do you refuse to watch the dubbed version of a good anime?
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    Have you ever watched a hentai movie?
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    Have you seen all the Star Wars movies?
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    Do you own copies of the movies from before the George Lucas edits?
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    Do you own a storm trooper suit?
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    Have you ever considered what color your lightsaber would be?
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    Do you have any Star Wars tattoos?
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    Have you ever pretended that you have force powers when going through an automatic door?
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    Have you seen Blade Runner?
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    Have you seen all the Matrix movies?
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    All the Alien movies?
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    All the Star Trek movies?
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    Every Marvel movie?
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    Did you see The Avengers in the theater more than once?
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    Have you ever gone to the midnight release of a movie?
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    Have you ever camped out to buy tickets for a movie?
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    Have you seen The Princess Bride?
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    Can you quote The Princess Bride from memory?
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    Have you ever dressed up for a movie premiere?
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    Have you ever gone to a marathon screening of an entire series of movies?
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    Have you ever described a movie as “so bad that it’s great”?
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    Do you know lines from Troll 2 by heart?
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    Have you ever been to a live MST3K or Riff Tracks-style performance?
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    Can you complete this sentence: “Do or not do…”
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    Have you ever replaced a part from your computer?
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    Installed an operating system?
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    Have you ever defragged your hard drive?
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    Successfully diagnosed a bug on your computer?
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    Have you built your own PC?
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    Have you built your own water-cooled PC?
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    Do you know how to overclock a processor?
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    Have you ever modded a PC case?
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    Have you ever hacked in to someone else’s computer?
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    Have you used DOS?
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    Used the command line on a PC or the terminal on a Mac?
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    Have you ever run a virtual operating system on your computer just so you could play a game?
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    Do you know HTML?
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    CSS?
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    C++?
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    Javascript?
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    BASIC?
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    Python?
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    Ruby?
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    Have you ever written your own programming language?
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    Do random old people you know call you to get help with their computer problems?
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    Have you ever installed a mod on a game?
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    Made a mod for a game?
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    Have you ever jailbroken an iPhone?
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    Had a dedicated gaming PC in addition to your regular computer?
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    Have you ever been on the Deep Web?
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    Are you the moderator of a subreddit?
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    Have you ever run your own dial-up BBS?
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    Do you understand anything on 4chan?
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    Do you have your own personal website that you made?
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    Have you ever built a web app?
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    Do you have advanced degree?
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    Do you have a PhD?
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    Do you have PhD in something other than medicine?
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    Have you been published in academic journal?
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    Do you have an Erdős number?
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    Do you have an Erdős-Bacon number?
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    Do you ever worry that you won’t manage to finish reading all the books you want to read before you die?
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    Do you correct people’s grammar?
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    Do you own more than 1000 books?
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    Have you ever been to an observatory?
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    Have you ever handled harsh chemicals?
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    Do you know the periodic table from memory?
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    Do you have a science related tattoo?
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    Have you ever tested a theory for fun?
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    Can you recite more than 5 digits of pi?
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    Do you judge people who say “I just don’t like math”?
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    Do you think everyone should know a programming language?
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    Are you ordained in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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    Can you finish this Lovecraft line: “ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu…”
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    Have you ever made up a language?
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    Have you ever made your own font?
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    Can you tell the difference between Helvetica and Arial?
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    Do you get irrationally angry when you see Comic Sans or Papyrus in the wild?
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    Do you watch Adventure Time even though you’re not a child?
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    Do you watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic even though you’re not a child?
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    Are you a brony?
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    Have you ever been to a convention for a specific thing that no one else you know cares about?
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    Have you ever painted a figurine?
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    Have you ever crafted with LED lights?
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    Do you own a soldering iron?
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    Have you ever read fan fiction?
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    Have you written fan fiction?
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    Have you been sexually aroused by fan fiction?