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    The 19 Most Unrealistic Expectations Of Beauty

    An open letter to the fashion/toy/mannequin industry.

    1. We DEFINITELY can't all wear one sock, no pants, have one long arm, and no head:

    2. ...Oh wait:

    3. We can't all have a stick with two pegs instead of legs to keep our dresses on:

    4. We can't all have smooth, pore-less skin (or scary, horror arms):

    5. We can't all have tiny heads and giant bodies:

    6. We can't all have eyes placed in random, upsetting spots on our faces, Mattel:

    7. We can't all have awesome, bronze eagle heads:

    (No matter how much we wish we did.)

    8. We can't all have actual animal heads either:

    9. We can't all have long, nightmarish bodies, F-150 owners:

    10. Not all men can be just a head and legs:

    11. Or women:

    12. We can't all be 3-foot goblin monsters:

    13. We can't all have giant mouths, pendulous breasts, and what appears to be half a vagina:

    14. We can't all be the leader of the free world:

    15. We can't all literally be a hand giving a peace sign with legs:

    16. We can't all have perfectly rounded cones instead of heads:

    17. We can't all be armless, headless, transparent, and packed with baby parts:

    18. We can't all hang upside-down in floral-print dresses:

    19. And we can't all walk around like the weight of the world rests on our shoulders:

    Via reddit.com

    Actually, most of us can and do. Disregard.

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