1. Cannibalism:
2. Making advances on a minor:
3. Inappropriate humor:
4. Inappropriate humor AND making advances on a minor:
5. And because nobody gets your humor:
6. Your spidey sense was too accurate:
7. Pointing out the difference between a pizza and a milkshake:
8. What honestly seemed like pretty subtle innuendo:
9. Asking racists where they shop:
10. Just trying to make a little money:
11. Singing your favorite ICP songs:
12. Feminism:
13. Commenting on the number of purple penguins:
14. Blowing a secret agent's cover:
15. Teaching kid's tough lessons:
16. Politely asking not to be interrupted:
17. Coming on too strong:
18. Never Learning How To Swim:
19. Talking about the pig orange penguin:
20. Calling Purple on his bullshit:
21. Naming your penguin "vagd3str0y3r":
22. Trying to help someone who is struggling with weight issues:
23. Calling Club Penguin a "chode fest":
24. And of course, using the "s" word:
