1. Playing fridge Jenga when you just want to snack on leftovers:
2. When your smartphone changes "lol" to "LOL," making you sound more amused than you really are:
3. When your computer doesn't understand how roman numerals work:
4. When there are not enough tissues in the box to weigh it down while you pull a tissue out:
5. When you wait 10 seconds and your password reset email STILL hasn't shown up:
6. When the person whose Netflix account you're using changes their password:
7. When you forgot to bring your phone with you into the bathroom and just have to sit there doing nothing:
8. We still don't have printers that can successfully cancel jobs:
9. When no wiper speed is proportional to the amount of rain you're in:
10. When you spell a word so incorrectly, auto-correct can't figure out what you're trying to say:
11. When you have a funny comment to make, but somebody else changes the topic and your comment no longer applies:
12. When you only get one dipping sauce with your 10-piece McNuggets and you have to ration it:
13. When someone – anyone – leaves you a voicemail:
14. When you have a coffee to focus on your task, but end up just browsing the internet with more energy:
15. Then you end up browsing the internet so much while you're supposed to be working that you have nothing interesting to look at when you get home:
16. When you hate a show, but you've invested too much time into it to stop watching:
17. When you have to wake up at 4am, to go on vacation:
18. When your take-out is heavy enough to trigger the seatbelt warning chime on your passenger seat:
19. When you feel your phone vibrate when it didn't, but never feel it when it actually does:
20. When you're reading a book that makes you look smart, but nobody realizes because you're reading it on a Kindle:
21. When you find the chapstick you just bought a replacement for:
22. When a turn isn't sharp enough to turn off your car's blinkers:
23. When you wake up needing to pee 20 minutes before your alarm and you can't decide whether to get up or wait it out:
24. When you still have to sing through the alphabet song in your head to figure out if one letter comes after another letter:
25. When you set your favorite song to be the alarm on your phone and get sick of it:
26. When the self-checkout has an "unexpected item in bagging area" and asks you to "please wait for assistance":
27. When you catch up to the broadcast schedule of a show you're watching on Netflix:
