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The 7 Most Efficient Ways To Ingest Vodka

If you are looking to get drunk fast, and don't mind incredible pain, permanent bodily injury, or sticking things in your butt, there are a lot of great new ways to ingest vodka. Here are some of the best ways to get vodka from the bottle into your body.

  • Vodka Eyeballing

    Vodka eyeballing is all the rage these days. Popular in England, it has finally made its way to America, where it is trending among college students and idiots.

  • "Slimming"

    This one seems like more trouble than it's worth, but slimming involves soaking a tampon in vodka, then sticking it in your butt (or vagina, if you've got one).

  • Snort it

    I'm not sure this gets you drunk any faster than just drinking the stuff, but at least it makes for a good bar bet.

  • AWOL machines (alcohol without liquor)

    A machine that vaporizes alcohol and mixes it with oxygen, allowing people to breath in the mixture to get drunk faster. Unfortunately, it's illegal in a lot of places.

  • Eat it

    Vodka-soaked fruit and Jello shots are a classic approach to consuming alcohol in less traditional ways.

  • Intravenously

    What better way to get alcohol into your bloodstream than by introducing it directly via injection. Notice that this gentleman chose to go with the "vanilla twist" flavor of Smirnoff.

  • Drink it (Naturally)