1.
This classic rock enthusiast:
2.
This Homeland Security expert:
3.
This woman who is blacklisted by Uber drivers everywhere:
4.
This mom who just calls them likes she sees them:
5.
This huge Zemeckis fan:
6.
This confused older/younger sibling:
7.
This former McDonald's employee:
8.
This terrible suicide hotline worker:
9.
This football historian:
11.
This guy who somehow managed to grow a thick, lustrous beard overnight:
12.
This kid who may need to take another look at his history book:
14.
This guy who doesn't understand why nobody carries what seems like a pretty important replacement part for his car:
15.
This cringeworthy pickup artist:
16.
This shortcut Mia Farrow uses to quickly find photos of her daughter:
17.
This anti-gay person who's upset about NBC's new logo that they've had for the last 60 years:
18.
This poor, naive girlfriend:
19.
This bona fide minority:
20.
This person who's on a whole different level:
21.
This woman who is in for a big surprise when someone tells her about bidets:
