1.
I have that super power too!
2.
Also on his marriage certificate.
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Like, REALLY brings them out.
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Because he literally said they were.
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ANIMALCOMPANIONA is really getting on my nerves.
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Nope! You did it right.
9.
Red Hot Chili Peppers? They were probably TRYING to get rid of it.
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Timing may be a little inappropriate, but someone had to correct him.
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16 people penis this penis.
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The simple answer is often the best answer.
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Frankly, I'm surprised she's managed to figure out Facebook.
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Also, he probably pays a lot for both.
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A lot of people struggle with their rights and lefts. You'll figure it out.
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What a terrible example to use.
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That's literally the definition.
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Good manners go a long way.
21.
Tosh "WillingToDoAnythingForAJoke"
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I'd have loved to hear that phone call.
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Good art is hard to find/kill.
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SCRREEEECH! BEEP! BEEP! eeeEEEAAAAeeeAAA! wub wub wub wub wub.
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Why don't you leave the Interneting to the men, sweetheart.
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He didn't take the margin of error into account.
