1. I have that super power too!
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2. Also on his marriage certificate.
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3. So stop whining.
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4. Like, REALLY brings them out.
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5. Because he literally said they were.
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6. ANIMALCOMPANIONA is really getting on my nerves.
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7. Nope! You did it right.
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8. What don't you get?
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9. Red Hot Chili Peppers? They were probably TRYING to get rid of it.
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10. Timing may be a little inappropriate, but someone had to correct him.
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11. 16 people penis this penis.
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12. The simple answer is often the best answer.
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13. Frankly, I'm surprised she's managed to figure out Facebook.
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14. kay.
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15. Also, he probably pays a lot for both.
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16. Humblebrag.
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17. A lot of people struggle with their rights and lefts. You'll figure it out.
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18. What a terrible example to use.
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19. That's literally the definition.
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20. Good manners go a long way.
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21. Tosh "WillingToDoAnythingForAJoke"
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22. I'd have loved to hear that phone call.
23. Good art is hard to find/kill.
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24. SCRREEEECH! BEEP! BEEP! eeeEEEAAAAeeeAAA! wub wub wub wub wub.
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25. Why don't you leave the Interneting to the men, sweetheart.
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26. He didn't take the margin of error into account.
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27. False alarm.
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