3.The great shedding of the flyers after a big rain storm:
4.The pro-passive-aggressiveness bumper sticker that both is and isn't passive-aggressive:
5.That time a bunch of dogs signed up for gym memberships in January and then never showed up:
6.Lines outside Voodoo Doughnut:
7.Complaining about lines outside Voodoo Doughnut:
8.The budding author that is just happy someone showed some interest in his first draft:
9.Some of the very finest trash talking in professional basketball:
10.Leprechauns holding high-level meetings at the only reasonable place to hold high-level meetings in Portland:
11.Inflatable mascots who are really excited about piercings despite the inherent irony of the situation:
12.Whatever is happening in this sequence of photos:
13.Christmas trees that subscribe to the same lifestyle as you:
14.The opossum who took a quick trip to Home Depot to buy some succulents:
15.That time a Portland mom finally had her worst fears realized:
16.Protesters who are broccoli, but also want you to eat more broccoli?
17.Conscientious police officers:
18.Hula hoop commuters:
19.Shoppers keeping the spirit of the Oregon Trail alive:
20.People who take the "serve" part of "protect and serve" a little too far:
21.Artisan butchers running amok:
22.Cats who are really enthusiastic about their tall bikes and will spend like 20 minutes at the bar telling you about the advantages of going "double-frame":
23.Thrilling breaking news stories like this pulse-pounder:
24.One very confused guy with a full voicemail inbox:
25.That one woman who can't go anywhere without her spinning wheel cause she's THIS close to finishing the sweater she's knitting for her cat:
26.Buddhists who insist on renaming their streets without getting approval from the city first:
27.The guy who is single-handedly keeping the bumper sticker industry alive:
28.An entire population that sort of just needs to get over themselves already: