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    The 24 Greatest, Nerdiest Jokes Ever Told

    Supercollider? I hardly even know her!

    1. Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

    2. What do a neutrino and I have in common?

    3. There are two types of people in the world...

    4. Actually, there are 10 kinds of people in the world.

    5. A superconductor walks into a bar and orders a beer.

    6. What is the volume of an object with depth a and radius z?

    7. Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

    8. Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who?

    9. The bartender says, "We don't serve tachyons in here."

    10. A logician comes out of the hospital where his wife has just given birth. A friend comes up to him and excitedly asks: "Is it a girl or a boy?"

    11. A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers...

    12. Later, that same Roman goes to the bar and orders a Martinus.

    13. A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color.

    14. Why couldn't Karl Marx stand Earl Grey tea?

    15. A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog stand...

    16. Did you hear about that man who was cooled to absolute zero?

    17. A programmer's wife tells him to go to the store. She says, "Pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

    18. There's a band called 1023MB.

    19. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

    20. A chemist asked his associate why he had added "Ah!" to their periodic table of elements...

    21. I like my pasta like my medieval Italian literature...

    22. Why couldn't the drunk drink his root beer out of a square cup?

    23. Two women walk into a bar...

    24. How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

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