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Boom. Just saved you 11 ½ hours of watching and countless hours of reading.
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Helping Faramir solve the riddle of Cirith Ungol.
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Appending the title of The Hobbit
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The unofficial prequel to The Hobbit .
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Thranduil: The world's proudest dad.
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The legend of Greenleaf Greenleaf.
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Going with Tolkien's original title, The Hobbit: 12 Dwarves Learning About How Keys Work .
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Fool Elrond once, shame on you. Fool Elrond twice, shame on Elrond. Fool Elrond a third time, fuck it we're throwing the ring in a god damned volcano.
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Wow. That is an unexpected journey.
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How do you think he got the title "Master Burglar"?
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The forgotten '70s covers of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings books.
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Sir, are you aware you look like a cat?
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This trilogy would have been over a lot quicker if Frodo didn't have the window in his kitchen.
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Thorin climbs nearly 90 degree angles to lick the Arkenstone deposits off of the Lonely Mountain.
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The only instance of "YOLO" being used appropriately.
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Smaug really is the full package.
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Shit, imagine being an orc and this being the last thing you see before an elvish arrow takes you down.
