Sure, things may not seem so great, but just remember...
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At least talking to a newspaper reporter wasn't the most socializing you've done this week. 😓
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At least the whole internet hasn't seen you trip and fall over on Google Street View. 😳
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At least you didn't pour yourself a bowl of cereal before you bothered to check if you had any milk. 😡
4.
At least you didn't perform for a crowd of zero. 😩
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At least you haven't gotten too big for your favorite place to take a nap. 😢
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At least you haven't had to fill in your own answer for this question. 😭
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At least you haven't tried to play fetch with a bronze statue today. 😣
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Or tried to stash your cotton candy in a little pool to keep it safe. 😰
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At least you haven't had to admit any hard truths today. 😶
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At least you haven't had to face finishing your favorite book. 😞
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At least you haven't realized that your best friend might outgrow you someday. 😕
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At least you didn't have to just sit and watch as your life's work crumbled down around your feet. 😦
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At least you didn't ruin your upholstery and miss out on your favorite drink all at one time. 😱
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At least you're not .8% ravioli. 😐
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At least your food diary isn't validating your poor lifestyle choices. 💀
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At least you didn't find a handmade pot you made for your mom when you were young at a thrift store. 😔
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At least you didn't get caught really getting up in David's junk. 😳
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And if you're still feeling down, just please remember that you didn't have a fleeting, meaningful, missed connection with a dog today. 😿
