1. For A Loved One Going Through A Tragic Los–– Er, Hysterectomy:

2. For A Child Who Needs Everything To Be Totally Clear:

3. For The Son Who Is Easily Traumatized:

4. For A Coworkers Birthday Or Something. I Don't Know, I Didn't Read It:

5. For The Person Who's Finally Rid Of That Loved One:

6. For The Wife Who Hopefully Won't Notice That You Didn't Read The Card Before You Bought It:

7. For The Grandson Who Bought You The Computer You Haven't Learned How To Use:

8. For The Son Who Broke Up With His Girlfriend Right After This Photo Was Taken:

9. For The Sibling Who Is In Touch With Their Emotions:

11. For The Grandson You Think Is Turning 6, But Who Is Actually Turning 31:

12. For The Whore In Your Life:

13. For The Daughter Who Didn't Resort To Hard Drugs:

14. For The Father Who Loves To Hold Ass:

15. For Your Coworker [INSERT NAME]:

16. For The Brother Who Whatever:

17. For The... Who Cares? Money:

18. For Your Son The Addict

19. For Your Sexually Hesitant Lover

21. For The Total Stranger In Your Life:

22. For Your Brother Who Has Everything (Except Dryer Sheets):
