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You understand that serving suggestions are just that — suggestions.
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And you're not a strong believer in the food pyramid or portion control either.
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Local grocery stores and take-out places sometimes express concern for your well-being.
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Girl Scout Cookie season is like a national holiday for you.
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Some of your fondest memories are about food.
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But so are some of your deepest shames.
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You've got a different set of priorities than the people around you.
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You have trouble focusing on anything but food when you're hungry.
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Which causes you to act out when you can't get it.
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Your Instagram feed is all food pics.
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You can't be restrained around all-you-can-eat buffets.
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And you definitely can't be restrained around cake, even though it hurts you.
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You make do when times are particularly desperate.
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You've carefully curated your Facebook feed so it shows you only pages you're really interested in.
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Food makes it tough for you to enjoy the simple things in life.
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You hide your problems from friends and loved ones.
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You set aside a lot in your budget for food.
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And you always, always add an egg.
