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Everything I Know About Passover I Learned From "Rugrats"

Nobody explained the story of Passover to ignorant gentiles better than Tommy Pickles and his grandpa Boris. Although, I will admit that I'm still a little confused about why ancient egyptians used babies as slaves.

Did you know that...

...starts on Monday?

First off, Passover is all about freedom.

The Hebrews were once slaves in Egypt.

Hebrews/babies were only given one bottle a day, and no naps.

Moses accidentally revealed that he was Hebrew/a baby...

...and was forced to flee to the desert.

Moses eventually returned to Egypt to demand the Pharaoh let his people/babies go.

Hebrews/babies could turn sticks into snakes. (It's never explained how or why on "Rugrats.")

Moses called ten plagues down upon Egypt, including frogs...

...lice...

...darkness...

...wild beasts...

...and locusts.

Finally, Moses threatened that all firstborn children in Egypt "would be taken away."

The Pharaoh finally allowed the Hebrews/babies to leave Egypt.

Matzah is eaten on Passover cause Chuckie forgot to add yeast to the bread.

The Pharaoh quickly regretted freeing the slaves, and went after them.

Moses had the ability to split the Red Sea. (It's never explained how or why on "Rugrats.")

Moses made the Red Sea collapse in on all the Egyptians, killing hundreds of toddlers, and led the Hebrews/babies to their freedom.