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    22 Times It Was Someone Else's Problem

    Got a problem with it? Take it up with my union rep.

    1. You paid me to build a wall. The contract didn’t say anything about moving a TV.

    2. Lemons… Water… Lemon water! What more do you want from me?

    3. Says here on the work order to install two toilets. Doesn’t say nothing about where.

    4. That clock is in the way, but it looks really nice there and I’d hate to break up the flow of the room.

    5. Listen… I don’t care how much you pay me, I’m not touching poop.

    6. I showed you exactly what you were buying. I don’t know why you’re getting so worked up!

    7. You told me to put the candy in the machine, I put the candy in the machine. Don’t like it? Call my union rep.

    8. Hey, I build houses. I don’t move ladders.

    9. Sorry, you DON’T want it to spray water on the power outlet? I don’t understand.

    10. Hey boss, I put all those pavers back like you asked. The lines painted on them weren’t important, were they?

    11. I didn’t really read the work order, but I’m like 90% sure I put that accessibility door in the right spot.

    12. I’m a curb painter. I paint curbs. You want your bushes trimmed, you gotta call a bush trimmer.

    13. I went ahead and made that final step totally invisible because I thought people would appreciate the challenge.

    14. Listen, I caught the mistake as soon as I did it, but it was too late to turn back at that point. I really didn't think anyone would notice.

    15. I went to art school for photography, not pizza cutting.

    16. Listen… I told you, I’m NOT touching poop. Not even gonna risk it.

    17. I paved the sidewalk like you asked, but I want time and half because there was a bunch of trees in the way and the job took way longer than I quoted.

    18. Yeah, boss, I finished laying the tarmac, but I’m gonna need a new shovel. Mine, um…went missing.

    19. Eh… People will get what we’re going for.

    20. You said to make little ones, so I made little ones.

    21. Yeah, boss, I installed that ATM. Yep, I put it somewhere that it’d be extra secure.

    22. Sorry, I barely get paid enough to put the sign out. No way I’m cleaning up those fries.