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Easiest decision I've ever made.
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Sure, it's a bummer, but it's my kind of bummer.
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This makes things easy.
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This technique is called "negging" and it works every time.
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Wow! I love naked bartenders, so I'm going to chose to stop reading right there!
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Sounds like a good night!
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You can't argue with science!
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I didn't even think I really liked soup that much, but I guess I do?
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This actually makes a lot of sense.
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Time to roll the dice.
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Wonder if she'll think this one is a "great story"?
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Know what? You're right.
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Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence, vodka!
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I do like green tea, but I like liquor way more. Bar wins.
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For all you math nerds.
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And you animal lovers.
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Straight to the point. I like that.