1. Easiest decision I've ever made.
2. Sold!
3. Sure, it's a bummer, but it's my kind of bummer.
4. This makes things easy.
5. This technique is called "negging" and it works every time.
6. Meh. I'll take it.
7. Fool me once...
8. Wow! I love naked bartenders, so I'm going to chose to stop reading right there!
9. Sounds like a good night!
10. You can't argue with science!
11. Aspirational...
12. Or economics!
13. I didn't even think I really liked soup that much, but I guess I do?
14. Tell me more.
15. This actually makes a lot of sense.
16. Well, you tried.
17. Time to roll the dice.
18. Wonder if she'll think this one is a "great story"?
19. Know what? You're right.
20. Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence, vodka!
21. I'm intrigued.
22. I do like green tea, but I like liquor way more. Bar wins.
23. OK. Sure. I guess.
24. For all you math nerds.
25. And you animal lovers.
26. Straight to the point. I like that.
27. Sad I missed out.