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They're always accidentally tagging themselves as Grandmaster Flash.
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They have a lot of fundamental misunderstandings about the president.
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And about other cultures.
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Actually, they fundamentally misunderstand most things.
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But you can't question them, unless you want a taste of their "GRAMMATUDE."
7.
They're always dropping truth bombs on the Olive Garden.
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They're not great at memes.
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They're always wishing Burger King a happy birthday.
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They're terrible economists.
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They're too eager to show you their sex tape.
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They're pretty sure they're related to a restaurant.
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They're terrible at following directions.
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They're always leaving cryptic messages on Red Lobsters page.
15.
They think this is what Obamacare is:
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They think of themselves as religious experts.
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But they still won't stop witnessing to Quizno's.
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They'll always post that "No Cash, No Hope" joke when they see it.
21.
They're pretty sure this will work:
23.
They let babies speak for them. (Oh, and the baby is a bigot.)
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And because this is the funniest thing they've ever seen:
