1. The Seaweed Mask
2. The Solid Gold Mask
Meanwhile, over in Egypt, they were putting something a little less common on their faces: gold — solid gold. Cleopatra was even rumored to wear one to bed. And to think, sometimes you're too lazy to even wash your face... #shade
3. The Milk and Honey Bath
Those Ancient Egyptians, way ahead of their time on this beauty thing... They were also known to bathe in milk and honey on the regular. (It's how Cleopatra allegedly brought all the pharaohs to the yard.)
4. The Bird Poo Facial
5. The Licking of an Amethyst...
...and Rubbing It Over Your Face Treatment
6. The Tin Foil Mask
8. Bee Venom Mask
The teeny tiniest amount is collected by spooking a bunch of bees that are just chilling alongside a piece of glass. "Fly like a butterfly / Bee, please sting my face."
9. The Baby Food Facial
10. The Leech Face-lift
11. The Oxygen Mask
12. The Kitty Litter Facial
WARNING: This is not a reason to go put your cat's kitty litter on your face. Please sit back down and continue reading.
This was most likely created by some poor fashionista who realized the only real ingredient in all-natural kitty litter is bentonite, which is used in a lot of fancy clay facials at fancy clay salons.
All images courtesy of Avon.