1. Do you play the bagpipes?
Nope
2. Do you have haggis for dinner every night?
Hmm. HOW ABOUT NO.
3. Are all of your clothes tartan?
Think happy thoughts. Pretend you didn't hear it.
4. You must love whiskey! What's your favourite?!
Surprisingly enough, we don't all love it. In fact it's pretty disgusting.
5. Are Scottish people really all ginger??
Are you looking at my hair..? There's your answer.
6. So what did you think about the referendum?
YAY. My favourite topic of conversation! It's not like it's all we talked about for 4 months.
7. Are you related to William Wallace?
Naww
8. So you've probably seen Braveheart like a million times?!
Once. And don't get me started.
9. Did you wear a kilt to school?
Well actually yes, but stop stereotyping!
10. Celtic or Rangers?
Come up with something original! Neither!
11. So does it snow like every day?
Obviously not. It's not the arctic.
12. How many times have you climbed Ben Nevis?
Yes well it is compulsory for every Scottish person to climb the mountain at least once... NO. Have you climbed a mountain??
13. What does OCHH AYE THE NOOOO mean?
There's a thing called google.
14. Have you ever seen Nessie?
Yeah loads, have you not seen it on the news? She's real!
15. So why do you all hate the English?
WE DON'T!!