1. You've been to the gyno recently and felt something wasn't quite right
Like it went really quickly and the doctor was acting weird and whatever she did definitely didn't look like a smear test.
2. You start to feel nauseous all the time
Like especially in the mornings and you can't think of anything that you ate that could have caused it. I mean it could have been the prawns at that cheap ass restaurant but Michael had them too and he's fine so I doubt it.
3. Come to think of it you have every symptom of being pregnant
You even fainted a couple times
4. You go to the doctors and they tell you you're pregnant
WTF
5. But you've not had sex in like forever!
Seriously, waaayyy too long.
6. Or you're a virgin
7. So when the doctor tells you you're pregnant you're all like
8. And even though it comes back positive a second time you're still doubtful
It's just a wee bit too unbelievable
9. So you go back to the gyno who tells you she accidentally artificially inseminated you
10. But still, it just seems, idk a bit... far-fetched?
(no hater)
11. So you decide to ignore the gyno and the doctor and go on with your life
Shake it off
12. The gyno and the apparent "father of the baby" leave you tonnes of messages about the "baby"
Get a life, losers
13. You put on a lot of weight, and start to get weird cravings for kale
ew, kale!
14. You have various court documents, letters, emails and voice mails telling you that you have been artificially inseminated
The joke is old, get over it weirdos
15. Your gyno is fired and goes to jail
Poor lady! Wondered what happened
16. Your family holds several interventions
Oh well, free food, good company
17. After 9 months of weight gain, family breakdown, legal suits and a hell of a lot of kale, a baby drops out of you!!!
WTH!!!
18. How the hell did that get there?!?!?!
Didn't even see a stork
19. Despite several people telling you you were artificially inseminated you're not so sure
These hoes aint loyal
20. So you go on with your life and continue to wonder where that baby came from
meh, the mysteries of life