1. Ahh my favourite thing about waking up
2. Who's this guy?!
Oh well guess I follow him now
3. Aand another selfie from Kim K
4. HOLY SHIT DID I JUST LIKE THAT?!
5. Phew! Thank god. She does not deserve my likes
You ain't getting none of this
6. I really need to up my insta game
The competition is fierce
7. And stop posting as many photos of my dog I guess
If I have to
8. Haaaa that's funny, betches you the real MVP
9. Remind me why I follow so many supermodels?!
10. Oh yeah, cause they're cool af
11. I really think Kendall and I would be friends
12. Oh and now the same photo 10 times by every Kardashian family member/entourage/I need to address my Kardashian addiction
Maybe it's time for an insta-vention
13. Hmm is that a Valencia filter I spot?
Maybe a Nashville
14. Another Kanye meme
KAN-YE come up with something original? Ha. I crack myself up.
15. OMG FIRST LIKE ON TAYLOR SWIFT'S PHOTO
I need to get a life.
16. Beyonce why can't I be you?! Or be best friends with you?!
17. Why does she post 10 photos in a row?!
That's not how Instagram works! They need a rule book.
18. Badgalriri doing some badgal stuff
19. Jamie Oliver will you just stop. The jealousy is reaching new heights.
20. Damn, a video, should have brought my headphones
I'll just watch it and guess what they're saying
21. Enough with the product placement! I'm not going to buy some teeth whitener!