1. Roger Stevens was a dick
We don't all have a spare 10 minutes to get lost before a lecture Roger
2. But Eddy B is the real MVP
Whether you want to chill on level 8, get studious on level 10 or do some talent spotting on level flirteen, Eddy B always has your back
3. Brotherton is not your bro
You want silence? Well don't make the room huge and echoey with the squeakiest floors and the heaviest chairs in Leeds.
4. Charles Morris is a bit cocky
We get it, you've got free washing machines in your kitchens
5. Devonshire is for Charles Morris rejects
Don't lie, we know Charles Morris was your first choice
6. Players or Tiger Tiger were not to be touched with a barge pole
Unless you wanted just one more jaegerbomb on the way back from town
7. The word 'Beckett' does not do any favours
Seriously, why change it?
8. Everyone is a DJ
Even the mature student on your course
9. Fruity is either the best night ever or the worst night ever
No in-betweens
10. Canal Mills is freezing
Trust me - take an extra jumper if you know what's good for you
11. You know someone who won the Greasy Pig challenge
But it definitely wasn't you.
12. You've been repeatedly told that Chestnut Avenue is the most dangerous road in Leeds
But never actually heard of a break in there
13. Woodhouse is shit and full of third years who wish they were in Hyde Park
Pretty creepy at night too
14. Is Central Village built yet?
How many more are they going to try squish in
15. You have never had a smoothie at the smoothie company
But you go like every day
16. Revs is only for sports socials
Why the ridiculous costumes?
17. There's a hole been left in your life by Tequila
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18. You're not surprised to see students traveling via unicycle
Haven't seen that guy in a while.. miss him
19. Everyone studies politics, languages or psychology
Are there no other degrees?!
20. The Otley run is fun the first couple of times
Then it just seems boring and expensive and full of old men
21. You have never had a lecture in your own school
Just got a geography lecture in Engineering then a seminar in Chemistry
22. Trinity Kitchen is the best thing to happen to Leeds
Even better than that new statue next to social sciences
23. And lastly, this seems completely normal to you..
