Satisfyer Is Having A Sale For National Orgasm Day
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Attention all pleasure seekers! It's time to, once again, score incredible savings on what is sure to become your favorite purchase of the year. I'm talking, of course, about Satisfyer's National Orgasm Day Promotion that is offering *enticing* savings on all your favorite vibes. And it's on Amazon, so hello easy shipping!
If these deals won't wow you nothing will.
So let's check these bbs out:
1. A penguin air-pulse stimulator so you can enjoy a super cute design because vibrators don't have to be intimidating! Whether you're using it alone or with a partner, you'll be glad to have such a fun and exhilarating product by your bedside.
Promising review: "A young lady in a Facebook group suggested this toy and if I could find her and give her my next paycheck, I would! This thing will suck the life right up out of you! Even though I’m tired of changing my sheets after using it, squirting is sooo enjoyable. One time I attempted to use it in the shower before work. I don’t know wtf I was thinking! My legs got so weak, I almost collapsed and fell through the shower door! I seriously feel like this is my electronic soulmate. I have yet to use it during sex but the way I explode when I use it alone, I’m scared I might die from the orgasm if I add my man to the mix. If I could go back in time and marry this Penguin instead of my ex-husband, but still have the same child, I most certainly would!" —Nikki N.
Price: $29.95 (originally $49.95)
2. A Satisfyer Pro 2+ for the person who has mind-blowing orgasms at the top of their list of must-haves. This product has incredible reviews and is sure not to disappoint, especially since Satisfyer perfected their air-pulse technology.
Promising review: "I got the Satisfyer because my clit has been a bit desensitized and it's been hard for me to orgasm lately. It was VERY frustrating, but the Satisfyer is a miracle! The first time I used it, I incrementally cranked it to level four or five (out of 10) and came in UNDER A MINUTE! That NEVER happens to me. Since then, I've learned to put on the brakes and last longer. I chose to get the one that vibrates. Sometimes I use the vibrate function in addition to the regular suction, sometimes I don't. They have separate on/off switches. Personally, I don't think it's very loud at all. Especially if you play soft music, no one will hear it. I've had it for about two months now and haven't had any issues." —Anna O
Price: $39.95 (originally $59.95)
3. A double whale couples' vibe because couples' play is just as great as solo play. It's perfect for beginners and creates an exciting feeling of constriction and pleasurable vibrations while stimulating their G-spot for the ultimate symbiotic relationship.
4. An air pulse vibrator that imitates oral sex and offers the ultimate orgasm. There are 11 intensities and 10 vibration patterns that can be controlled through an app that makes getting off as easy as pushing a button.
Promising review: "My partner was unsure about this toy, and didn't see how the 'remote control' would work. She thought it would seem cold and detached. However, the joint roles of her holding and me adjusting worked very well. I saw what was touching the right nerves and took that into account as I varied the sensations, altering the intensity when she told me with her body what was working. When it was over, she simply and softly said 'Wow.' —Walt B
Price: $34.97 (originally $49.95; available in two colors)
5. A three-piece set of kegel balls that will stimulate your pelvic floor. They can be used to improve orgasms or gain strength in your pelvis, which many reviewers have said helped with athleticism. Either way, it's a win-win!
Head on over to Satisyfer's National Orgasm Day sale event for savings on all things self-care. This deal is running through August 3rd so get going on your savings journey!
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.