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    THE FIVE MOST POPULAR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS IN THE UNITED STATES, ACCORDING TO SCIENTISTS

    Ahh, 2017! The year millions of Americans try to complete their resolutions in the first two weeks of January but then give up and just eat an ice cream sandwich every day at the same time for the rest of the year . . . again! However, this year might be different. Scientists went outside of their labs for the first time in 50 years to figure out which 2017 resolutions were most frequently written down by the people of the United States! Here are the top five:

    1. Lose That Chub!

    2. Take Up a New Hobby, Like Yoga or Creating Your Own Netflix Original Show About a Reality Television Show For Kids

    3. Fix the Thermostat at City Hall

    4. Boycott TGI Fridays

    5. Make Nascar Gay