15.To perform a simple magic trick. I mean, it is Vegas.
14.Trying to make George Washington’s head a mushroom. (He’s doing it wrong.)
13.That’s not even money. It’s a tiny scroll. Johnny is learning Hebrew.
12.He had some extra Fun Dip left and needed a stick.
11.Rolling up money is just the second part of his “money” touchdown celebration.
10.He was rolling a cigarette. But it was a fake cigarette as he’s still holding to the D.A.R.E. pledge he made in elementary school.
9.He was rolling a cigarette. But it’s cool, because he only smokes when he drinks.
8.He gave it to a really specific homeless man who held a sign that read, “Homeless and hungry. Any little bit will help. Also, before giving me money, please roll it up into a really tight roll. Thx!”
7.He was rolling it up to make an old-timey hearing aid. It’s often hard to hear in those Vegas nightclubs.
6.He’s trying to find a hidden message on the $100 bill…National Treasure!
5.He’s trying to find a hidden message on the $100 bill…Illuminati!
4.He’s checking his pocket-sized Ten Commandments scroll to see if he’s breaking any.
3.Someone said “Roll Tide,” but he thought they said, “Roll (your money) Tight!”