22. His wallet is a small glass test tube.
19. Per a Pro Football Talk commenter, he was making a money antenna for his money phone.
14. Trying to make George Washington’s head a mushroom. (He’s doing it wrong.)
10. He was rolling a cigarette. But it was a fake cigarette as he’s still holding to the D.A.R.E. pledge he made in elementary school.
9. He was rolling a cigarette. But it’s cool, because he only smokes when he drinks.
8. He gave it to a really specific homeless man who held a sign that read, “Homeless and hungry. Any little bit will help. Also, before giving me money, please roll it up into a really tight roll. Thx!”
7. He was rolling it up to make an old-timey hearing aid. It’s often hard to hear in those Vegas nightclubs.
6. He’s trying to find a hidden message on the $100 bill…National Treasure!
5. He’s trying to find a hidden message on the $100 bill…Illuminati!
1. To snort cocaine.
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