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22 Reasons Why Johnny Manziel Would Roll Up His Dollar Bills

Here are 22 other reasons (aside from the obvious) why Johnny Manziel might roll up his money in the bathroom of a Las Vegas nightclub.

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Over the 4th of July weekend, Cleveland Browns quarterback and ultimate party-planner Johnny Manziel was photographed in the bathroom of a Las Vegas nightclub rolling up a dollar bill. Now, many want to assume the worst (read: cocaine use), but here are some other reasons why Johnny Football might roll up a dollar bill.

21. The nightclub he was at was out of straws.

19. Per a Pro Football Talk commenter, he was making a money antenna for his money phone.

15. To perform a simple magic trick. I mean, it is Vegas.

13. That’s not even money. It’s a tiny scroll. Johnny is learning Hebrew.

12. He had some extra Fun Dip left and needed a stick.

11. Rolling up money is just the second part of his “money” touchdown celebration.

10. He was rolling a cigarette. But it was a fake cigarette as he’s still holding to the D.A.R.E. pledge he made in elementary school.

8. He gave it to a really specific homeless man who held a sign that read, “Homeless and hungry. Any little bit will help. Also, before giving me money, please roll it up into a really tight roll. Thx!”

4. He’s checking his pocket-sized Ten Commandments scroll to see if he’s breaking any.

3. Someone said “Roll Tide,” but he thought they said, “Roll (your money) Tight!”

2. The bathroom he was in was out of toilet paper.

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