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    Sarah Silverman Wants To Remind Us That We're All Just Specks Of Dust

    We're all just molecules, cutie.

    Guys, I am excited to share that for the first time since her 2013 HBO special, Sarah Silverman has finally released a new hour of material.

    "A Speck of Dust," Sarah's newest special that hit Netflix May 30th, explores Sarah's usual fodder that we've grown to know and love.

    She talks extensively about cum.

    She delves into religion.

    She talks about having a fellow celebrity's lips, only hers are located elsewhere.

    As a child, she forced herself to eat jelly sandwiches at the demand of the nuns who were babysitting her, or else.

    As she discusses nearly dying of an abscess in her throat that landed her a week-long stint in the hospital, we're shown a more vulnerable side of Sarah... least until she explains that, while in a drug-induced haze and unable to use her words due to an in-place breathing tube, the only way she could communicate was by drawing. So she drew this for the nurse:

    Even in a slight coma and in the thick of a near-death experience, Sarah scribbled a dick.

    Apart from her new special, Sarah's also a riot on Twitter dot com.

    I'm not gonna lie to you because you deserve better than that: I have an itchy asshole

    It sounds like a crude joke to say I exploded from my father's balls &out his penis hole, but it's true. Amazing to think I was so thin..

    Kudos to @TEDChris for making TED an unsafe haven for all! You're a barnacle of mediocrity on Bill Gates' asshole.

    And just for the heck of it, here's an explicit video of Sarah expressing how much she loves a certain type of cheese.

    View this video on YouTube

    Sarah, I can't speak for anybody else, but I'm so happy you didn't die. The world needs you.