Moral of the story: Gordon will roast your food, no matter who made it or how it looks. Keep sending photos to Gordon Ramsay's Twitter so that the rest of us can continue laughing at your unfortunate meals. Thanks.
Oh, and I direct messaged him on Twitter (once on April 23, and again today, on June 1) to let him know that I appreciate his contributions to the world. He has yet to respond—stay tuned for updates.