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Put A Passover Plate Together And We'll Tell You Where You'll Retire

L'Chaim, babes!

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  1. Choose a beverage to keep your mouth moist throughout the meal: 

    Pro tip: Holding a drink gives you something to do with one of your awkward arms while you wander around your family gathering, narrowly avoiding questions like "So, what is it that you do?"

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Drizly
    Manischewitz.
    Via Drizly
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via FabuKnits
    More Manischewitz.
    Via FabuKnits
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Tablet Magazine
    Even more Manischewitz, since you're supposed to have four glasses.
    Via Tablet Magazine
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via The Wonderful Company
    Water (for after the four glasses of Manischewitz).
    Via The Wonderful Company
  2. Choose a plate you'd like to enjoy your passover meal on:
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Paper Plate Manufacturers
    A paper plate is fine. I'm easygoing, chill as heck, and don't care — AS LONG AS I HAVE FOOD IN MY MOUTH!
    Via Paper Plate Manufacturers
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Handmade By Me
    Exquisite china. I like luxury and sparkling water and won't settle for less than the best, especially on the High Holy Days.
    Via Handmade By Me
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via history.com
    A seder plate. I'm a good Jew who wants to be gracefully let in to heaven when the time comes.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via ScareFX
    Because I am the worst, I refuse to use a plate and I pick at everything with my fingers.
    Via ScareFX
  3. Pick your first helping:
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Budget Bytes
    Warm, salty, classic matzoh ball soup, preferably made by grandma.
    Via Budget Bytes
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Food Network
    Chopped liver (WHAT AM I?!?!?)
    Via Food Network
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via The New York Times
    A hearty, robust lamb shank.
    Via The New York Times
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Healthy Living Benefits
    A spoonful of spicy horseradish and nothing else.
    Via Healthy Living Benefits
  4. Pick your second bite: 
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Cooking Light
    A hard-boiled egg.
    Via Cooking Light
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Slaughterhouse Kitchen
    Crispy brisket.
    Via Slaughterhouse Kitchen
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Blisstree
    Some dry matzoh.
    Via Blisstree
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Griller's Pride
    Cooked turkey.
    Via Griller's Pride
  5. Pick your final serving: 
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Epicurious
    Gefilte fish (Snapchat should do a Gefilter fish, LOL kill me).
    Via Epicurious
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Real Simple
    Charoset.
    Via Real Simple
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Tori Avery
    A lotta latkes.
    Via Tori Avery
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via NBC Los Angeles
    Tuna fish.
    Via NBC Los Angeles
  6. Pick a kosher dessert:
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via The Kosher Channel
    Flourless chocolate cake.
    Via The Kosher Channel
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Once Upon A Chef
    Mandel bread.
    Via Once Upon A Chef
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Kosher Kingdom
    Chocolate covered matzoh.
    Via Kosher Kingdom
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Joy Of Baking
    Sponge cake with some random assorted berries.
    Via Joy Of Baking
  7. Last, pick a phrase every Jewish mother regularly shouts via the speakerphone in her SUV:
    Correct
    Incorrect
    "You need to marry either a doctor or a lawyer." 
    Correct
    Incorrect
    "I know his mother's sister from temple. She's a gem, and her cute son goes to Michigan."
    Correct
    Incorrect
    "OY VEY!!! You're going to give me a heart attack."
    Correct
    Incorrect
    "I have to schlep to the butcher — they have the freshest lox in the country."
 
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