1.
I hope the feds keep an eye on Danny.
3.
In a perfect world, this wasn't an accident and the turkey is really mom's baby girl.
4.
"Did I rescue him or did he rescue me?"
6.
I love when people are literal.
7.
Tell me how this undiscovered hit isn't topping every chart?
10.
If I could tell you what was going on in this photo, I would. But I can't.
13.
I speak for everybody when I say this: We've all been there.
15.
WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO...GOT TO DO WITH IT!
16.
In this photo, who would you be? I'm Mary, for sure.
17.
What bread of dog is that?
19.
I'm going to go forth and say yes, she was, at some point, naked.
20.
"Is ne1 home with u or is it just u?"