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14 Fucking Terrible Things You'll Relate To If You Use Public Transport Regularly

Just fucking kill me.

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1. Dodging foreign puddles of liquid on the ground.

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2. Choosing between falling over and keeping your hands clean or holding on and possibly getting a deathly illness.

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3. Always, always, always smelling fermented urine.

Being the only one awake on the subway is very much like a childhood slumber party: It smells like pee and then it smells like pee again.


10. Feeling an itch on your foot and panicking over the fact that a baby rat could be in your shoe.

Hey subway rat! Didn't you learn from my posters with Gentry? You shouldn't smoke!