back to top

14 Fucking Terrible Things You'll Relate To If You Use Public Transport Regularly

Just fucking kill me.

Posted on

1. Dodging foreign puddles of liquid on the ground.

Instagram: @olyaphoto

2. Choosing between falling over and keeping your hands clean or holding on and possibly getting a deathly illness.

Instagram: @tonyp

3. Always, always, always smelling fermented urine.

Being the only one awake on the subway is very much like a childhood slumber party: It smells like pee and then it smells like pee again.

Advertisement
Advertisement

10. Feeling an itch on your foot and panicking over the fact that a baby rat could be in your shoe.

Hey subway rat! Didn't you learn from my posters with Gentry? You shouldn't smoke!

12. Wishing you were pregnant so you always had an excuse to sit.

Austin Gebbia

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

Dismiss