Buzz·Posted on Jun 1, 201714 Fucking Terrible Things You'll Relate To If You Use Public Transport RegularlyJust fucking kill me.by Austin GebbiaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Dodging foreign puddles of liquid on the ground. View this photo on Instagram 2. Choosing between falling over and keeping your hands clean or holding on and possibly getting a deathly illness. View this photo on Instagram 3. Always, always, always smelling fermented urine. Marcus Lazore @MarcusTheLazore Being the only one awake on the subway is very much like a childhood slumber party: It smells like pee and then it smells like pee again. 05:57 AM - 11 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Being hit in the face with a person's bag right as you're dozing off. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Talking yourself down from a panic attack after somebody sneezes on your shoulder. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Listening to a person sing into a broken microphone when all you want is PEACE AND FUCKING QUIET. 7. Delays... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ...forever. 8. Stepping into a bus or a train with no air in the middle of a heat wave. 9. Sighing. A lot of sighing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Feeling an itch on your foot and panicking over the fact that a baby rat could be in your shoe. Paws @Transit_Dog Hey subway rat! Didn't you learn from my posters with Gentry? You shouldn't smoke! 12:50 AM - 25 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. People breathing down your back. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Wishing you were pregnant so you always had an excuse to sit. 13. Making awkward eye contact with other people. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. And just generally wanting to fall off the earth. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF