"Your brain can change your DNA...My metabolism right now is a crotch rocket...Lift heavy things...Nobody has abs anymore...Facebook and bread are poison."
Brain. Hurts. So many quotable things!
This was a long time coming. Sure it should have happened before. Just be glad it's here now.
Exactly what the title says, and better than you think.
"Excuse me but does this bus go to Mordor?"
Remember this creepy alien-looking squid with elbows that was discovered in the Gulf of Mexico a few years ago? It (and its relatives) are out there somewhere. Just sayin'.
Even if you aren't into dubstep, this is a must see. The BBC Philharmonic teamed up with dubstep/drum and bass producers Nero for this genre-defying performance. Skip ahead to the 15:50 mark for the big finish!
'Puff Puff Give' is like Rebecca Black's 'Friday' but for Portland hippies. Warning: includes a rap by a white guy with dreads. Watch at your own risk!
Really, it is what it is. Slight beginnings of freestyling, one hit...floor.
Watch this drunk guy's dazzling rendition of "Single Ladies" at the Minnesota State Fair.
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