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Which Resident Of Federal 402 Are You?

There are two bombastic personalities who inhibit this fabled room, which one of them are you?

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  1. How would you decorate the Room?

    Whats gonna turn that university housing into a home?

    Whats gonna turn that university housing into a home?

    If you don't know what historically relevant nation this symbol represents you can get out
    If you don't know what historically relevant nation this symbol represents you can get out
    The only way to make it look more stereotypically white girly is to dump a Caramel Frappucino on it
    The only way to make it look more stereotypically white girly is to dump a Caramel Frappucino on it
    The more authoritarian the better
    The more authoritarian the better
  2. What sort of clubs do you involve yourself with on campus?

    If it ain't MUN it ain't fun
    If it ain't MUN it ain't fun
    Chasing that perfect photo for the collective
    Chasing that perfect photo for the collective
    The Imperial Navy spans the entire galaxy!
    The Imperial Navy spans the entire galaxy!
  3. Somebody makes a condescending remark aimed directly at you, how do you respond?

    Take your grievances to the Media!
    Take your grievances to the Media!
    Respond with a clever and suitably sarcastic retort
    Respond with a clever and suitably sarcastic retort "Vulgarity is no substitute for wit"
    Draw your lightsaber and aggressively spin towards your adversary
    Draw your lightsaber and aggressively spin towards your adversary
  4. Whats your take on sports?

    Did you know the Cubs won the World Series? THE DYNASTY BEGINS NOW
    Did you know the Cubs won the World Series? THE DYNASTY BEGINS NOW
    REAL FOOTBALL IS PLAYED WITH ONES FEET
    REAL FOOTBALL IS PLAYED WITH ONES FEET
    Whats a sport?
  5. You have an assignment due in three days, what do you do?

    Start Three days in advance
    Start Three days in advance
    DEW IT
    DEW IT
    Start three MINUTES in advance
    Start three MINUTES in advance
  6. You've finished your work and its time to relax with a glass of your favorite libation, what do you ask the bartender?

    Don't you have anything Stronger?
    Don't you have anything Stronger?
    Dont you have anything sweeter?
    Dont you have anything sweeter?
    NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS
Drinking underage is against Imperial Regulations!
    NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS Drinking underage is against Imperial Regulations!
  7. How do you dress?

    If you looked any more European you'd try to integrate someone into an Economic Union
    If you looked any more European you'd try to integrate someone into an Economic Union
    If you looked any more American you'd be in the Cockpit of a B17 over occupied France
    If you looked any more American you'd be in the Cockpit of a B17 over occupied France
    I only need my robes
  8. And finally, what are your thoughts on the US Constitution?

    The constitution is a living document and should be interpreted by the values of the times in which it is being read
    The constitution is a living document and should be interpreted by the values of the times in which it is being read
    WHAT PART OF THE PHRASE
    WHAT PART OF THE PHRASE "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND NICK?
    Irrelevant, I control both the senate and the courts
    Irrelevant, I control both the senate and the courts

Which Resident Of Federal 402 Are You?

You got: Austin

Congratulations you're the most polite asshole on the face of the Earth! you claim to be from a major city but you're actually from small-town USA (Libertyville). luckily you have some redeeming qualities in your love of the simpler things in life like cynical sarcastic geopolitical humor, wait thats not simple at all. maybe you'll have a career in niche comedy or your own podcast? regardless remember to roll with the punches and bring a little bit of joy to the insane world we live in

Austin
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You got: Sheev Palpatine

Holy crap you actually got this result, wow. while you don't technically live in Federal Hall you are in complete control over the galactic empire and due to AU's screwed up zoning ordinances commission Federal 402 falls into your domain. Keep an eye out for radicalized moisture farmers from Tatooine and remember that when in doubt "execute order 66"

Sheev Palpatine
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You got: Nick

As the youngest looking father of two (wonderful) daughters on campus, you aspire to walk with an even slower pace to class, allowing all the members of the animal kingdom an equal chance to beat you there! In addition to making money you take great pride in being a walking cliche on campus, in fact you IDENTIFY AS A WALKING CLICHE. This identity is reinforced by defining yourself with words like "Wanderlust" and "Global Citizen"

Nick
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