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There are two bombastic personalities who inhibit this fabled room, which one of them are you?

Which Resident Of Federal 402 Are You?

Whats gonna turn that university housing into a home?

How would you decorate the Room?

What sort of clubs do you involve yourself with on campus?

Somebody makes a condescending remark aimed directly at you, how do you respond?

Whats your take on sports?

You have an assignment due in three days, what do you do?

You've finished your work and its time to relax with a glass of your favorite libation, what do you ask the bartender?

How do you dress?

And finally, what are your thoughts on the US Constitution?

Congratulations you're the most polite asshole on the face of the Earth! you claim to be from a major city but you're actually from small-town USA (Libertyville). luckily you have some redeeming qualities in your love of the simpler things in life like cynical sarcastic geopolitical humor, wait thats not simple at all. maybe you'll have a career in niche comedy or your own podcast? regardless remember to roll with the punches and bring a little bit of joy to the insane world we live in

Austin

Holy crap you actually got this result, wow. while you don't technically live in Federal Hall you are in complete control over the galactic empire and due to AU's screwed up zoning ordinances commission Federal 402 falls into your domain. Keep an eye out for radicalized moisture farmers from Tatooine and remember that when in doubt "execute order 66"

Sheev Palpatine

As the youngest looking father of two (wonderful) daughters on campus, you aspire to walk with an even slower pace to class, allowing all the members of the animal kingdom an equal chance to beat you there! In addition to making money you take great pride in being a walking cliche on campus, in fact you IDENTIFY AS A WALKING CLICHE. This identity is reinforced by defining yourself with words like "Wanderlust" and "Global Citizen"

Nick

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