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My titty is not a stress ball â stop squeezing it like that! It hurts and while pain may do it for some people it just makes me want to grab one of your nuts and retaliate.
Japan: Empire of Sex, wherein we looked at attitudes and expressions of sexuality in Japanese culture and cinema, with a particular emphasis on post-WWII Japan. It was a once weekly night class which meant I nearly fell asleep while watching soft core porn with 20 other people onâŠÂ
Iâm sorry @ yâall who like Charles Dickens but I maintain that my 8th grade language arts teacher can catch these hands for attempting to make me read A Tale of Two Cities and even now Iâd rather squirt a jalapeño directly into my own eyes than suffer that again
I was recently asked by a man flirting with me âis your nose real? It canât be. It is perfect. Mine is like an eagle beak.â We had just met, he then decided to sign up for a class I was teaching, it was awkward.
Once upon a time this girl from my study abroad program started pestering me over a debt that wasnât even 2 days old, implying I might not remember to pay her back when literally the only reason I hadnât already repaid her was that WE HADNâT SEEN EACH OTHER BECAUSE IT WAS THE WEEKEND.âŠÂ
So they werenât talking about me, but rather my mom. I was helping out at her school and a certain problem student and her friend were walking down the hall in front of me. The friend asked âwho is that?â and the problem student told her who my mom was and then went off talking aboutâŠÂ
Hey so the picture accompanying the part on the Plaza de España isnât actually the one being referred to, the image there is in Madrid and the real thing is by far more interesting to look at.
13 Little Blue Envelopes. I read it for the first time over 10 years ago, and it inspired me to not only study abroad for 11 months in Europe but also to set off to see the same countries as the protagonist did, replicating her journey as best I could. It helped me not be afraid asâŠÂ
Something that my friends regularly hear me complaining about in fanfiction is how people will just dive straight into eating ass, no mention of cleaning anything up down there. Or how people in fanfiction will go from having surprise unprotected anal (again, not a lot of effort goingâŠÂ
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