You may remember Pizza Rat, the brave and brash rodent who carried a slice of cheese pizza down subway steps in New York. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Like us, you may have been worried that you'd never see this little adventurer again. Good news, boys and girls! You can now buy the official sexy Halloween Pizza Rat costume for $89.95. Yandy.com Just look at those ears! Yandy.com And the pizza-bearing hips! Yandy.com Yes, you CAN dress like the overtly sexual version of this American hero for just under $100. instagram.com What a time to be alive.