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    The Sexy Pizza Rat Halloween Costume Is Here And It Costs $89.95

    What a time to be alive.

    You may remember Pizza Rat, the brave and brash rodent who carried a slice of cheese pizza down subway steps in New York.

    Good news, boys and girls! You can now buy the official sexy Halloween Pizza Rat costume for $89.95.

    Just look at those ears!

    And the pizza-bearing hips!

    Yes, you CAN dress like the overtly sexual version of this American hero for just under $100.