You may remember Pizza Rat, the brave and brash rodent who carried a slice of cheese pizza down subway steps in New York.
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Like us, you may have been worried that you'd never see this little adventurer again.
Good news, boys and girls! You can now buy the official sexy Halloween Pizza Rat costume for $89.95.
Just look at those ears!
And the pizza-bearing hips!
Yes, you CAN dress like the overtly sexual version of this American hero for just under $100.
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What a time to be alive.
