Fam, for the first time in USA history, we have a pizza ATM on our continent. @XUAdmissions / Via Twitter: @XUAdmissions This tall drink of water belongs to the dining hall at Xavier University in Cincinnati, OH. According to Time.com, each 12-inch pizza only costs $9 which is ABSURDLY REASONABLE because LOOK AT THAT CHEESE BRIDGE. @pizzaatm / Via Instagram: @pizzaatm While pizza ATMs have been around in Europe for about 14 years, the Ohio university is responsible for bringing the first pizza ATM to the USA. @pizzaatm / Via Instagram: @pizzaatm Basically, you hit a couple of buttons and then Bleep-bloop-blop you get a hot 12-inch miracle in three minutes. @pizzaatm / Via Instagram: @pizzaatm You can get pepperoni, veggie, or cheese pizza, but the options could change depending on what's most popular. The machine can store a maximum of 70 pizzas inside. The pie is allegedly "second to no other pizza," Xavier Assistant Vice President Jude Kiah told Cincinnati.com. @pizzaatm / Via instagram.com Hard to believe, but ATM pizza is still better than no pizza so whatev. And because dreams really do come true, the pizza ATM is open 24/7. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Imagine the 3 a.m. possibilities! Godspeed to the Admissions office at Xavier. May you find sanity during this blessed time. @notsopunnybunny / Via instagram.com P.S. if you want a pizza ATM at your college — or anywhere, really — you can hit up Paline — Pizza ATM™. Paline / Via paline.com Full disclosure, though: The machine costs $55,000. Good luck! BuzzFeed has reached out to Xavier University and Paline for comment.