1. "Women are supposed to have long hair."
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Long-haired dachshunds are supposed to have long hair. Women can have whatever the fuck they want.
2. "Short hair isn't flattering."
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You tell that to this woman whose pixie is GIVING ME LIFE.
3. "Men prefer long hair."
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Tell me why this matters.
4. "It's impossible to look feminine with a buzzcut."
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I see lies.
5. "Pixie cuts are so boring."
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Kindly see yourself out.
6. "You can't be ~sexy~ with short hair."
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Because a woman's sexual appeal is determined by the length of the dead skin on top of her head.
7. "Don't you ever worry someone will mistake you for a man?"
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So what if they do, tho?
8. "You're just cutting your hair because you're having an existential crisis."
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Sit the hell down.
9. "You looked so much better with long hair."
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You looked so much better before you started spewing the hate.
10. "Sorry, I only date women with long hair."
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And I only date people who aren't assholes.
11. "Women with long hair are automatically more attractive."
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You know what else is unattractive? Being painfully heteronormative.
12. "But you can't DO anything with short hair."
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Looking fly as hell IS ~doing~ something.
13. "Short hair is meant for men."
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Simply put, you're wrong.
14. "Aren't you worried about not being able to cover up your face?"
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Not even a little bit.
15. "But what will you do when you get married?"
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Uh, get married? TF does that have to do with my hair?
16. Ladies, please, stop getting your hair cut.
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17. Let it grow long,* because that's what society wants and that's what straight, heteronormative men want, too. And that's a great meter against which to measure your choices.
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*Cut your hair to any length you're happy with. You have to live with your hair. Do what you love, you beautiful unicorn.
