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17 Reasons All Women Should Have Long Hair

"Women are supposed to have long hair," said the most heteronormative jerk ever.

1. "Women are supposed to have long hair."

Long-haired dachshunds are supposed to have long hair. Women can have whatever the fuck they want.
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Long-haired dachshunds are supposed to have long hair. Women can have whatever the fuck they want.

2. "Short hair isn't flattering."

You tell that to this woman whose pixie is GIVING ME LIFE.
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You tell that to this woman whose pixie is GIVING ME LIFE.

3. "Men prefer long hair."

Tell me why this matters.
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Tell me why this matters.

4. "It's impossible to look feminine with a buzzcut."

I see lies.
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I see lies.

5. "Pixie cuts are so boring."

Kindly see yourself out.
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Kindly see yourself out.

6. "You can't be ~sexy~ with short hair."

Because a woman's sexual appeal is determined by the length of the dead skin on top of her head.
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Because a woman's sexual appeal is determined by the length of the dead skin on top of her head.

7. "Don't you ever worry someone will mistake you for a man?"

So what if they do, tho?
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So what if they do, tho?

8. "You're just cutting your hair because you're having an existential crisis."

Sit the hell down.
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Sit the hell down.

9. "You looked so much better with long hair."

You looked so much better before you started spewing the hate.
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You looked so much better before you started spewing the hate.

10. "Sorry, I only date women with long hair."

And I only date people who aren't assholes.
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And I only date people who aren't assholes.

11. "Women with long hair are automatically more attractive."

You know what else is unattractive? Being painfully heteronormative.
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You know what else is unattractive? Being painfully heteronormative.

12. "But you can't DO anything with short hair."

Looking fly as hell IS ~doing~ something.
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Looking fly as hell IS ~doing~ something.

13. "Short hair is meant for men."

Simply put, you're wrong.
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Simply put, you're wrong.

14. "Aren't you worried about not being able to cover up your face?"

Not even a little bit.
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Not even a little bit.

15. "But what will you do when you get married?"

Instagram: @anafaithfine

Uh, get married? TF does that have to do with my hair?

16. Ladies, please, stop getting your hair cut.

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17. Let it grow long,* because that's what society wants and that's what straight, heteronormative men want, too. And that's a great meter against which to measure your choices.

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*Cut your hair to any length you're happy with. You have to live with your hair. Do what you love, you beautiful unicorn.

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