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    19 Fucking Incredible Things For College Students Who Love Cursing

    So your dirty mind can go back to school.

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    1. These pencils will remind you how fucking brilliant you are while taking notes in class.

    Get the set here for $12.95.

    2. Protect your iPhone in this case so that people know you don't want to use the phone to actually talk.

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    Get it here for $8.05.

    3. Stay hydrated in class with this chic-as-shit water bottle.

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    Get it here for $12.

    4. Adorn your backpack or jacket or whatever the hell you want with these lil' baby pins that say what you're thinking.

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    Get the set here for $3.99.

    5. Get this klassy pillow to make your futon look both more and less sophisticated at the same time.

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    Get it for $3 here.

    6. These sweary socks will tell people how you really feel.

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    Get them here for $8.97.

    7. Give yourself a fucking break from stress with this adult coloring book.

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    Get it here for $7.86.

    8. Maybe this v. subtle mug is more your speed.

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    Get it here for $9.03.

    9. Keep your laptop really fucking safe with this sleeve.

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    Get it here for $36.

    10. Keep your shit together with this notebook.

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    Get it here for $14.75.

    11. Put your pinkies up and sip some goddamn liquids out of this glass.

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    Get it here for $8.

    12. Wear these unicorn/middle-finger flip-flops to the shower.

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    Get them here for $26.

    13. Carry all your books to class in this fucking awesome tote.

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    Get it here for $14.

    14. Lay out this rug in front of your door for a friendly little reminder.

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    Get it here for $38.

    15. Deck out your dorm room in a damn good duvet.

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    Get it here for $87.

    16. Cross the quad in some killer slip-ons.

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    Get them here for $40.

    17. Tell everyone in your class how you really feel with this laptop skin.

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    Get it here for $27.

    18. Store your pens and pencils in this goddamn amazing case.

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    Get it here for $24.

    19. And tell your roommate when to leave you alone with this not-so-subtle sleep mask.

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    Get it here for $22.