Every woman with a pulse will recognize this:

Apparently, we've entered a post-apocalyptic world in which men have adopted thin headbands as their own.

And it is HORRIFYING.

They're not even PUSHING THEM BACK.

You know what happens when you don't push thin headbands back?

This happens:
And why is there L.A. Looks gel holding just the front tufts of hair back?

Why are they all just standing there trying to do their best Blue Steel?

Foreheadbands just look MENACING.

Next time, just DON'T.
