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People Are Using Boob Sheet Masks For "Better" Boobs And It's Too Much

It's not the breast idea.

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Women have got enough shit to deal with when it comes to bras.

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We've even gone so far as to try to get rid of the bra thing altogether in favor of lace "bralettes," which are still annoying AF.

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And now there's a fresh hell for people with breasts: boob sheet masks.

Oh! My Busty!? is just one of the many options that's supposedly "one size fits all."
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Oh! My Busty!? is just one of the many options that's supposedly "one size fits all."

Apparently, MULTIPLE COMPANIES decided to market sheet masks — skin care products usually used on the face — to the boob area.

Because women needed another way for their bodies to feel insufficient.
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Because women needed another way for their bodies to feel insufficient.

Basically, boob masks are sheets of fabric that are soaked in liquidy product. They fit around breasts, and many have nipple cutouts. Sexy!

If you're wondering, this mannequin is also wearing a belly mask, which is a flaming trash fire topic that I'm not even going to touch on right now.
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If you're wondering, this mannequin is also wearing a belly mask, which is a flaming trash fire topic that I'm not even going to touch on right now.

There's this "haute skin care" option, from the company Bioxidea, which promises to give your breasts an "instant, lifted effect" after 15-30 minutes. YEAH, OKAY.

$59 will get you three applications.
Bioxidea

$59 will get you three applications.

MasKingdom has this Pearl & Rose Sexy Charming Lace Breast Mask that is literally lace fabric you can stick to your boobs. Doesn't that sound fun?

You can get it here for $10 if you're into this sort of thing.
MasKingdom

You can get it here for $10 if you're into this sort of thing.

Oh, and just in case you were worried about your boobs being too old, these Golden Collagen Crystal Masks claim to have "anti-aging properties."

These "highly effective" golden boob CD-ROMs cost $11.99 per pack.
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These "highly effective" golden boob CD-ROMs cost $11.99 per pack.

In conclusion: Let our boobs be.

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