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19 Signs You're A Grandma Stuck In The Body Of A Twentysomething

Age ain't nothing but a number.

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2. You completely lose your shit when this lands in your inbox.

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45% off expensive skirt suits? YES, PLEASE.

4. You secretly love wearing stockings.

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Your legs are warmer! And you don't need to shave! And you get no blisters! Why did we ever stop wearing these things?

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6. Now you're wondering why you haven't invested in a foot massager.

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For when your dogs are barking.

7. When it comes to fitness, the Silver Sneakers class practically has your name on it.

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Damn the age requirements!

8. And you wouldn't mind grabbing an early bird dinner special with this guy after the gym.

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Table for two, please.

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9. Basically, you're just counting the days until this is you.

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That Senior French Toast Slam isn't going to eat itself.

10. And you're praying AARP will start sending you mailers soon.

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15. Except maybe to Bingo Night.

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You're busy every Wednesday at 5 p.m.

16. After a crazy game of Four Corners, you wind down with this.

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Night cap, anyone?

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17. And while your friends are all freaking out over turning 30, you're happy to be just one step closer to triple digits.

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Are ya one? Are ya two? Are ya ONE HUNDRED?!

18. Because it doesn't get much better than being a grandma.

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19. And you're just living your best life now.

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Getting in as many good grandma years as possible.