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    17 Of The Sassiest Responses From Companies On The Internet

    "Buddy, it's Saturday night and you're talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet."

    1. When Microsoft told it like it was.

    MicrosoftStore / Via Twitter: @MicrosoftStore

    2. When GameStop went in for the kill.

    Gamestop / Via Facebook: GameStop

    3. When MoonPie put this guy in check.

    MoonPie / Via Twitter: @MoonPie

    4. When the dictionary had no problem roasting DJ Khaled.

    Oh my fucking god it’s the fucking dictionary coming for DJ Khaled.

    SJSchauer / Via Twitter: @SJSchauer

    5. When Wendy's existed...

    Wendys / Via Twitter: @Wendys

    6. ...Like, seriously.

    Wendys / Via Twitter: @Wendys

    7. And when Jimmy John's put Wendy's back in its place.

    Thereedoburrito / Via Twitter: @thereedoburrito

    8. When Butterfinger roasted Tom Brady after losing the 2018 Super Bowl.

    butterfinger / Via Twitter: @roberto19201704

    9. When Edward tried to play Samsung, and Samsung wasn't having any of it.

    SamsungMobileUS / Via Twitter: @SamsungMobileUS

    10. When Old Spice refused to be told what to do.

    11. When Hot Pockets knew that nobody could actually feel that way.

    @Sebastianistall Someone hack your account?

    12. When Staples had no problem mocking Kris Jenner's new necklace.

    Also available in aisle 7.... #ThinkStaples https://t.co/Do3I7J641p

    13. When Conan thought he'd be clever roasting Netflix, and Netflix fought back.

    looking forward to the 1,138th episode of Conan tonight https://t.co/VZ04fAshoo

    14. When Old Spice thought it could out-sass Taco Bell.

    @OldSpice Is your deodorant made with really old spices?

    15. When Tesco went in for the kill.

    @JayFeliipe Are you really in a position to be turning girls away?

    16. Finally, when DiGiorno changed their Twitter bio to spoof Papa John's slogan...

    DiGiorno / Eater / Via eater.com

    17. ...And Papa Johns dished it right back.

    Papa Johns / Eater / Via eater.com

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