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    17 Of The Sassiest Responses From Companies On The Internet

    "Buddy, it's Saturday night and you're talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet."

    1. When Microsoft told it like it was.

    MicrosoftStore / Via Twitter: @MicrosoftStore

    2. When GameStop went in for the kill.

    Gamestop / Via Facebook: GameStop

    3. When MoonPie put this guy in check.

    MoonPie / Via Twitter: @MoonPie

    4. When the dictionary had no problem roasting DJ Khaled.

    Oh my fucking god it’s the fucking dictionary coming for DJ Khaled.

    SJSchauer / Via Twitter: @SJSchauer

    5. When Wendy's existed...

    Wendys / Via Twitter: @Wendys

    6. ...Like, seriously.

    Wendys / Via Twitter: @Wendys

    7. And when Jimmy John's put Wendy's back in its place.

    Thereedoburrito / Via Twitter: @thereedoburrito

    8. When Butterfinger roasted Tom Brady after losing the 2018 Super Bowl.

    butterfinger / Via Twitter: @roberto19201704

    9. When Edward tried to play Samsung, and Samsung wasn't having any of it.

    SamsungMobileUS / Via Twitter: @SamsungMobileUS

    10. When Old Spice refused to be told what to do.

    11. When Hot Pockets knew that nobody could actually feel that way.

    @Sebastianistall Someone hack your account?

    12. When Staples had no problem mocking Kris Jenner's new necklace.

    Also available in aisle 7.... #ThinkStaples

    13. When Conan thought he'd be clever roasting Netflix, and Netflix fought back.

    looking forward to the 1,138th episode of Conan tonight

    14. When Old Spice thought it could out-sass Taco Bell.

    @OldSpice Is your deodorant made with really old spices?

    15. When Tesco went in for the kill.

    @JayFeliipe Are you really in a position to be turning girls away?

    16. Finally, when DiGiorno changed their Twitter bio to spoof Papa John's slogan...

    DiGiorno / Eater / Via

    17. ...And Papa Johns dished it right back.

    Papa Johns / Eater / Via

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