That's about the extent of my talent, but if you can do more than that — wow, do I have some news for you. You remember West Side Story, right?
It's a heartbreaking musical romance, based on the play of the same name, that took home 10 Academy Awards in 1962.
Now, this time around, YOU could have a West Side Story Oscar because they're having an open casting call for the West Side Story remake!
THAT'S RIGHT. You have the chance to be a movie star, unless you're like me, who dances like Chandler Bing (in which case, I'm sure our time will come).
Cindy Tolan, the casting director for the movie, tweeted this poster, searching for actors to play the starring roles.
Steven Spielbergwill be directing the movie, and Tony award-winning playwright Tony Kushner will be writing the script.
While some are are apprehensive about a remake:
Others have already started dream-casting it.
Well, my dream cast is YOU. If you fit the descriptions, and you're much more musically talented that I am, get singin' and emailin'. Oh, and don't forget to thank me in your Oscars speech.